MIL stupid test questions make me :rolleyes:

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  1. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Actual test question:
    multiple choice. only one answer is a saw. :hsugh:
     
  2. EYOB

    EYOB Guest

    DAMN IT !!

    Why couldn't you just post the other possible answers ??

    I wanted to answer it myself. :wtc:
     
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  3. ManinCamo

    ManinCamo I wear big boy pants.

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    B) A catfish!

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  4. TheNewMonaro

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    What the hell kind of test are you taking? :ugh:
     
  5. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    I'm trying to qualify as a lumberjack. :dunno:
     
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    Zombie Pornstar I'm cumming RAWL

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    Will you run backwards on logs floating down the river?! :eek5:
     
  7. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Negative. We have only been trained on how to hold onto the logs while submerged. :wtc:
     
  8. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Here's one for you:


    :hsugh:
    I swear. If you can make it out of grade school, the Army will let you blow shit up. :rofl:
     
  9. pakman

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    Is it the Noise Disturbance act?
     
  10. pakman

    pakman New Member

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    I bet it's that, pick it.
     
  11. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    This test seems to be aimed at the mentally retarded.
     
  13. NEp8ntballer

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    *insert army joke here*

    I couldn't help myself
     
  14. scottiemac

    scottiemac It's time to shoot some hot dogs!

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    Do you have pictures for each possible answer?
     
  15. EYOB

    EYOB Guest

    That's gotta be a trick question.
     
  16. PlutoBHG

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    you must find, the tallest tree in all the land! annnnnd, you must cut it down.....with...............................................................................
    A HERRING!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  17. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    TEST COMPROMISE!

    Now the lumberjack test must be rescinded.
     
  18. Pump Scout

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    Too bad they specified "pioneer tool". I believe the best choice here is actually "explosives" or "armored vehicles".
     
  19. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    negative.
     
  20. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    :rofl:

    I had the same song running through my head when I typed that post. :mamoru:










    get the fuck outta my head! :madfawk:
     

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