Stupid Birds

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  1. MJG

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    Yikes. I was jut out for a ride down by the river. I was going along at 55 or so and all of a sudden BAM, a bird decided to commit suicide on my face shield. My shield was covered with feathers and I was so surprised I nearly fell off my bike. That was the first time something like that has happened to me. :noes: Kind of scary.
     
  2. TL1000RSquid

    TL1000RSquid ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    had a bat hit me in the chest one night and fall in my lap sucked i thought i was going to get bit :o
     
  3. Frequency

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    i ducked a turkey once, barely made it under the fucker, things came flying off the side of a hill i nearlys shit myself
     
  4. s2k

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    almost hit a racoon on the road once, and another time i found a dead bee INSIDE my jacket after riding, dont know how the hell it got there but good thing i didnt get stung
     
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    Hit an already dead woodchuck once, buddy behind me said guts came out both ends :eek3: also had a squirell decide to use me to commit suicide while i was at full lean, greasy little bastard I nearly shit my leathers
     
  6. McCroskey

    McCroskey Jonny, what can you make out of this? OT Supporter

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    I hit a pidgeon while doing 55 or so a few weeks ago.....actually hurt my
    neck. I got to ride past his dead carcass for a few days though since a car
    came along and flattened what was left of him.
     
  7. fknfast

    fknfast Coming to a QB near you

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    I was riding to work yesterday and on a fairly curvy road about 2 miles away and a car in front of me going slow. open pasture land that is fenced in up the right side of the road. go around one curve and notice a deer standing in between the fence and the road. thank god the car was in front of me or I would have been going a little faster. We slowed down and the stupid thing ran along side the fence for about 10-15 yards and then darted like it was gonna run into the pasture. It hit the fence full on and fell to the ground haha. gets up and cuts in front of the car and hauls ass.
     
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    i got hit by a bird on the chest once. took me by suprise
     
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    Jujharoo New Member

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    happened to me the highway, scared the shit out of me. I was going 80 mph plus
     
  10. V!

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    That would freak me out, when it happens in a car, i get all scared.....
     
  11. fknfast

    fknfast Coming to a QB near you

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    how ironic...i post in this thread last night

    today on my way to work, a fucking bird flys right into my windshield! In the car thankfully. Scared the shit out of me ha. I looked in my rear view to see his dead carcus falling from the sky rofl. I guess after he hit he bounced about 10 ft straight up into the air. crazy shit.
     
  12. Arsenal4rs

    Arsenal4rs BEES!!! MUTHERFUCKIN BEES!!!

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    I know that it shouldnt but this thread makes me :rofl: . I knw that road hazards like this are a daner, but I jst have this thoguht in my head of some bird saying.. "I jsut cant take it anymore" then jumping out in front f ne of us... I m a touch twisted I suppose
     
  13. fknfast

    fknfast Coming to a QB near you

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    are you drunk :wiggle:
     
  14. Arsenal4rs

    Arsenal4rs BEES!!! MUTHERFUCKIN BEES!!!

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    naw.. Im Night Crew.. I just avent een able to fall asleep yet. :)
     
  15. gyeagle1

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    3 Birds 2 Racoons 160.000.000.000 Love bugs 1 1987 ford thunderbird
     
  16. Buck-O

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    :rofl:
     

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