Sticky: 5 things you MUST know/do to pick up a girl

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  1. Chip Chipperson

    Chip Chipperson New Member

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    I have seen way too many reposts on this forum over the last couple of weeks regarding the artistry of being a PUA (Pick Up Artist, for you virgins out there who don't know). It's the same DUMB questions over and over and I'm sick of it. So here's what you need to do to get the girl you're after.


    5. When girls give you advice, TAKE IT
    This is what REALLY ticks me off. Girls are always looking to give advice to guys on how to go out there and attract other members of the tribe. While guys can also give good pointers, nothing beats the tips and tricks a woman can offer.

    If you wanted to play the cello, you'd want to learn from a cello player, right?

    4. Don't use cheesy opening lines.
    I've read shit that says you should open by asking a girl her opinion on something...what the fuck is this a survey? :rofl:

    Or how about that gem, "Fist my asshole." :rofl::ugh::rofl: Real romantic, Casanova. For your next act, ask her if she wants to drink piss through a straw. :rofl:

    3. Buy her nice things.
    How many times do I have to go over this with you pimple-popping pussies? Girls like nice things that they don't have to pay for so MAKE IT HAPPEN. It's pretty simple you guys.

    2. Don't scare her away with bravado bullshit.
    There's nothing girls hate more than a confident guy. Cut the cocky bullshit and just be YOU.

    1. Treat her as if she's the only girl in the universe.
    Girls want to feel SPECIAL. Putting them down only makes them feel less wanted.

    Women are logical thinkers, so deal with them as such.

    Now go forth, you little losers. GET YOU SOME.
     
  2. beave

    beave Housin Beers & Buildin Dams

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    i totally agree you will really get lots of chick with this advice.....:iough:
     
  3. Kalypso

    Kalypso New Member

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    Are you fucking kidding? Womens dating advice is the WORST thing to take. What women say and what women actually want are two different things entirely, and most don't even consciously realize it. Most women would say 'Just be nice and be yourself,' does that work? Rofl.

    edit- This post has to be sarcastic...
     
  4. A Sharp Pencil

    A Sharp Pencil New Member

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  5. Motion for sticky :rofl:
     
  6. NCS

    NCS Active Member

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    flawless victory!!!!
     
  7. konrad109

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    Wow I took your advice and got laid almost instantly! THX.
     
  8. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    Testimonials:

    Hi. My name is Falconer and I used to never get chicks. But last weekend, I got into an argument with a chick. I provided empirical evidence of why she was wrong and backed it up with an explanation of the logic proof to support my side. She told me I was right and then invited me up to her room.

    Thanks JKidd5!!!
     
  9. Tiberium

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  10. Kalypso

    Kalypso New Member

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    :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  11. Mi[G]hTy

    Mi[G]hTy New Member

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    So if i want to play with women I learn from the women players, not the fuckin women/cello.
     
  12. Bigsnake

    Bigsnake OT Supporter

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    Using this logic, if you wanted to learn how to play cello, you'd learn from the cello, not a cello player.
     
  13. NCS

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    oh man thats golden.
     
  14. Mi[G]hTy

    Mi[G]hTy New Member

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    And you could also not copy what i already said :hsugh:
     
  15. JordanClarkson

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    At first I thought, WTF, this doesn't make sense.

    Then I was like :bowrofl:
     
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    MoP New Member

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    This actually does work with chicks who are severely insucure... in which case you shouldnt want a relationship with them anyways... nothing wrong with fucking them though
     
  18. HouseLing

    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    but he made it make sence. yours came out as garbage
     
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    I'm glad you put that second to last sentence in.
     
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    Are any of you cello professionals? I reaaaallly wanna learn how to play the cello.
     
  21. 1BadZ

    1BadZ Uber :Aug2000: GM Nazi

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    I'm reminded of a quote from a good friend of mine: "Women don't use logic, they think with their emotions. This is why they're idiots."

    My proof is your post. Since women are illogical by nature and think you're logical, then you're really bat-shit crazy. :big grin:
     
  22. Kinks

    Kinks Sup. OT Supporter

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    this thread is gold :rofl:
     
  23. ware_ru

    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    "you're a man. how do you know so much about women, how are you able to write about them with such accurate detail?"

    "it's easy. i just imagine a man. then i take away reason and accountability"
     
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    oh my fucking snap :rofl:
     
  25. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    6. Always meet her qualifications
    Does she say she likes rich guys? Tell her how rich you are. Does she say her last boyfriend was too mean? Tell her how nice you are. Because she now knows logically that you are a good match, she will want to fuck you.
     

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