I have seen way too many reposts on this forum over the last couple of weeks regarding the artistry of being a PUA (Pick Up Artist, for you virgins out there who don't know). It's the same DUMB questions over and over and I'm sick of it. So here's what you need to do to get the girl you're after. 5. When girls give you advice, TAKE IT This is what REALLY ticks me off. Girls are always looking to give advice to guys on how to go out there and attract other members of the tribe. While guys can also give good pointers, nothing beats the tips and tricks a woman can offer. If you wanted to play the cello, you'd want to learn from a cello player, right? 4. Don't use cheesy opening lines. I've read shit that says you should open by asking a girl her opinion on something...what the fuck is this a survey? Or how about that gem, "Fist my asshole." Real romantic, Casanova. For your next act, ask her if she wants to drink piss through a straw. 3. Buy her nice things. How many times do I have to go over this with you pimple-popping pussies? Girls like nice things that they don't have to pay for so MAKE IT HAPPEN. It's pretty simple you guys. 2. Don't scare her away with bravado bullshit. There's nothing girls hate more than a confident guy. Cut the cocky bullshit and just be YOU. 1. Treat her as if she's the only girl in the universe. Girls want to feel SPECIAL. Putting them down only makes them feel less wanted. Women are logical thinkers, so deal with them as such. Now go forth, you little losers. GET YOU SOME.