Steroids can kill you

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  1. Katsumoto

    Katsumoto New Member

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    A little bit ago I got a call at work from a lady who said this guy in his mid twenties was unconscious and barely breathing. I asked if he had taken any drugs, she said "well he's a bodybuilder, so steroids and he takes those supplements too." After hearing this I informed her it was too late for him and to go ahead and call the funeral home.:hs:

    First it's whey, next creatine, then pretty soon you get hooked on test. Cocaine is another gateway drug to teh roids. Beware kids.

    True story minus the last part.
     
  2. Grouch

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    I heart my steroids.
     
  3. GilgaMesH

    GilgaMesH Active Member

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    That story is basically nonsensical. At no point in your rambling, incoherent "story" were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on the board is now dumber for having seen it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
     
  4. MaineSucks

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    as much as I believe in the "to each his own" approach to life...

    I've got two pictures and one biography quote:



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    An American football Superbowl hero with the Los Angeles Raiders in the 1984, he owned a restaurant in West Hollywood and had embarked on a career as a movie actor when he died in 1992 after going public about his steroid use while in pro football. "I started taking anabolic steroids in 1969 and never stopped," he admitted during his pain-racked final days. "It was addicting, mentally addicting. Now I'm sick, and I'm scared. Ninety per cent of the athletes I know are on the stuff. We're not born to be 300lbs or jump 30ft. But all the time I was taking steroids, I knew they were making me play better. I became very violent on the field and off it. I did things only crazy people do. Once a guy sideswiped my car and I beat the hell out of him. Now look at me. My hair's gone, I wobble when I walk and have to hold on to someone for support, and I have trouble remembering things. My last wish? That no one else ever dies this way". Lyle Alzado was 42 when he died of brain cancer.
    Cause of death: Brain cancer brought on by excessive steroid use
     
  5. Katsumoto

    Katsumoto New Member

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    :rofl:
    A simple wrong would have worked.
     
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    :rofl: what's that line from again?
     
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    forum95 Come see bout us OT Supporter

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    Billy madison :rofl:
     
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    Update on the poor broly:

    He is being transported to a bigger hospital out of town code red (lights & siren) for rhabdomyoma, the benign neoplasm of striated muscle, is more common in the head and neck region than in any other anatomic site, but it is still a rare neoplasm of the maxillofacial region.


     
  9. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    if you beleive lyle died from roids...i have a bridge i need to get rid of
     
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    There were rumors when he died, it was AIDS related.
     
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    Ceaze https://hearthis.at/DoYouEvenUplift Moderator

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    They can kill you? Sign me up for some.
     
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    Im sure the guy did tons of coke, and I saw a study a while back that showed cocaine use in conjunction with exogenous testosterone use, increased your chance of stroke by like 300%.
     
  15. Kozzy McKoz

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    Sounds like Bateman is in trouble :noes:
     
  16. Filmboy44

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    And the Ultimate Warrior died from steriods too :rofl:


    althought he's alive and well.


    believe EVERYTHING you read/hear
     
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    water can kill you too. should we ban it?
     
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    wait, we arent born to be 300lbs? :wtc:
     
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