Started talking to this girl

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  1. Arkaybee

    Arkaybee New Member

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    Met a new girl and started talking to her over messenger. Some background info: She graduated HS 2 years early then moved to Utah from Oregon to go to school. She is the Army (some sort of Army/college unit (?) I don't know how the armed forces works so I won't guess on that).

    Here is the conversation pretty much verbatim. It's kinda long but I thought it was funny enough to share with the Vag. And by funny, I mean picard.jpg

    Her: hey
    Me: Hey how are you?
    Her: good u
    Me: Just chillin. What are you up to?
    Her: chillaxin
    Me: Sweet. So how was hiking?
    Her: ok
    Me: Just ok? I thought you loved hiking
    Her: i wuz tired
    Me: Oh I see... Did you stay up partying too late last night? lol
    Her: i dont party
    Me: Ohh... Ummm were you up late...playing scrabble?
    Her: no
    Me: ummm...alright. What were you doing?
    Her: talking with my unit
    Me: I see... So why did you join the Army?
    Her: family lol
    Me: So was your mom, dad, grandparents, etc in the Army?
    Her: all of them lol
    Me: Ok, thats awesome I guess. So why did you move down to UT for school?
    Her: yep
    Me: ...
    Me: What are you studying?
    Her: Military Science
    Me: why did you come down to utah for that? I didn't think UVU offered a great Military Science program
    Her: yep
    Me: :hsugh:
    Me: So what is 'military science' anyway? Like what about the military do you study
    Her: the military
    Me: ahhh. Descriptive. Well, I'm headed off to bed....

    For graduating HS 2 years early she sure doesn't show it...

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  2. just_another_on

    just_another_on New Member

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    She didnt like you, you were bothering her.
     
  3. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Just so you know, she sounds bored to tears and not interested. You are trying way too hard to get her to talk.
     
  4. THoC

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    she was making it obvious that she was not interested.
     
  5. Abomb

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    lol at her starting a conversation with you then immediately getting bored with you
     
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    serious response: this bitch sounds retarded as fuck and anyone that spells like that is not worth your time unless they are super hot and easy.
     
  7. Alaya

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    More like picard.jpg on your part for not realizing she's not interested and that it didn't have anything to do with her intelligence [as implied by your "for graduating two years early she sure doesn't show it" comment] :o :hs:
     
  8. Arkaybee

    Arkaybee New Member

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    Well, if she was super bored of me then why did the three consecutive conversation we have after this go the exact same way? And why did she initiate every single one? :hsugh:
     
  9. Abomb

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    if shes not interested in chatting then I dont know why the fuck she bothered to message him to begin with
     
  10. Abomb

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    im telling you. this bitch is retarded. Ill tell you what. If you can convince her you are in the process of joining the army, I can almost guarantee you she will give you some pussy if you pull this off right (or at least a sloppy spitty blowjob + handjob combo).
     
  11. Alaya

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    b/c many people don't take messenger client convos very seriously

    if she initiated phone calls and or MAYBE text message convos with you, i'd be more inclined to agree with you. I know many a people that will just randomly message people on their BL out of sheer boredom and it doesn't indicate anything other than that and they aren't even interested in the convo really once it gets going.
     
  12. Arkaybee

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    yes I know this. But leave it up to the Vag to automatically assume that since I'm a guy there is something socially wrong with me that makes me unbearable to talk to and repulsive to all women :ugh:
     
  13. Alaya

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    PS: Quit acting so interested/asking her so much shit, it reads like a game of 20 questions. Let her lead some of the convo, it felt like you were effing interviewing her.


    If she messages you, responds to some of your questions, then you stop asking her shit and the convo just dies... well you have your answer.
     
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    would you like me to take a picture of my phone to show you the text message conversations?
     
  15. Alaya

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    I don't think that at all :dunno: All I'm saying is, I tend to not take messenger stuff very seriously. If she was calling you/texting you, then yeah it'd be different. Messaging someone out of the blue these days on messenger doesn't mean much, IMO :o It's just my 2 cents.
     
  16. Alaya

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    You said messenger? Were these text convos? I took it as if they were AIM convos :o :confused:
     
  17. Abomb

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    nobody is claiming she wants his nuts
     
  18. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :hsugh: No....everyone other than you just isn't blind to the fact that she's clearly bored in that conversation while you try way too hard to get her to open up.
     
  19. Abomb

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    she'll suddenly be interested if hes army material
     
  20. Arkaybee

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    the first one was over messenger, which she initiated, at 12:30 AM, just after asking me if I had an account and was online. The following convos were over text, which she also initiated...every time.
     
  21. Abomb

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    you may not need to use the army lie if she keeps trying to talk to you.... but it may get you extra blow-j's.
     
  22. Arkaybee

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    :rofl:
     
  23. THoC

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    ill give you that she did initiate the convo... so some level retardation is there on her end. however, your questions are just too much. try to be more natural or make some jokes.... that is.... if you even care about her talking to you or not.
     
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    I agree that she's bored/nonresponsive and not interested in the conversation, but I don't think he was that bad. :dunno: A little probing maybe, but if she were interested in him those questions would have generated better responses and probably a decent conversation.
     
  25. chlywly

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    She sounds pretty retarded, perhaps she's just air headed, and definitely not feeling you.
     

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