Squid Supreme =(

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  1. diazfordork

    diazfordork slhore...*raise hand!*

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    I approached a bunch of people on bikes at a car meet the other night, because I am interested in riding a bike myself. blah blah blah, i get into a conversation with all of them - until they ask me to sit on their rides (one of them had a 2006 gsxr-1000 :cool: ) and eventually the guy with an r6 asked if i wanted a ride...

    i said very firmly that I did not want him to do anything stupid (speeding, wheelies and the like) and he promised he was a safe driver. i agreed, thinking it was going to be a quick run around the block or two, and so i put the helmet and hopped on....

    we were out for 30 minutes (with my friends in the parking lot waiting for my ass) and here was a couple of things he did to "impress" me:
    - starting off, he entered the highway ramp at over 100mph
    - wavering his bike in the lane we were in from side to side
    - cutting people off
    - riding in between the vehicles to get through
    - riding at over 140+mph in the highway
    - cornering the bike in those huuuuge highway semi-circles (to get to one high way to the next) at 100mph, with my body so close to the highway

    i wanted OFF the bike in the first two minutes I had hopped on. so basically - being a squid and doing all this SHIT to impress a girl who has NEVER ridden in her life will NOT get you laid. you will be succesful instead in traumatizing her, while making the riding community look bad.
     
  2. Jujharoo

    Jujharoo New Member

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    Speed kills, thats why I stuntride

    huge sprocket on my 900 wouldnt allow me to go over 60mph :hsd:
     
  3. Frequency

    Frequency New Member

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    i'm sorry for your bad riding experience, let me take you for a fun one on a real bike :x::wiggle::naughty::coold::nx::coolugh:
     
  4. Chase

    Chase Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck yo

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    that sucks, but don't let that experience kill your interest, find someone genuinley interested in helping you out
     
  5. McCroskey

    McCroskey Jonny, what can you make out of this? OT Supporter

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    So...you got on the back of a bike with a complete stranger?
     
  6. diazfordork

    diazfordork slhore...*raise hand!*

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    not exactly a complete stranger - i have a few friends who are in the same bike 'club' he is in. so he knew my friends... but i know what you mean, it definately would have been my fault to have hopped in if i did die.

    and yes, i am still interested in getting a bike. of course, i'm doing my homework and practice first - this experience just confirms all things i told myself i would never do.
     
  7. McCroskey

    McCroskey Jonny, what can you make out of this? OT Supporter

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  8. V!

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    Wow, that's pretty crazy, I usually ask the person i'm giving a ride to explain what types of things i can't do

    aka, their risk tolerance
     
  9. boibleu22

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  10. diazfordork

    diazfordork slhore...*raise hand!*

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    pics of?
     
  11. V!

    V! New Member

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    you

    :wavey:
     
  12. Esp69st

    Esp69st Who's talking about OIL... bitch you cooking

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    Sorry to hear about the horrible riding experience, one of my female friend is really into bike and had the samething done to her.. this Idiot who owns an R1 (she's also friends with) asked her to give her a ride...

    to make this story short he did everything he knew to impress her with her on the bike... she told me it was the most scariest experience of her life.. mother fuckers like these need to diaf...

    I've given many girls rides, over 1hr + of riding time, and the first thing I ask them " what did you think about riding a bike" I always get answer "I would so do it again". It makes me feel good when I hear this.

    before I get on the bike I tell them exactly what I'm going to do. so they know what to expect.
     
  13. luvmylegend

    luvmylegend Wut?

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    I'd ask for pics, but I think we have the same last name (Diaz) so we might be related.

    Sorry to hear you had to ride with a retard. You shouldn't ever ride with somebody you don't REALLY know.
     
  14. dimlight

    dimlight Drawn to me like moths

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    AMEN to that...
     
  15. Esp69st

    Esp69st Who's talking about OIL... bitch you cooking

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    It works man believe me....
     
  16. V!

    V! New Member

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    Give the man a break, he's from Gainesville, The University of Florida may have ruined his logical thinking skills
     
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    LeeNetworX New Member

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    Hi'yo!
     
  18. Eigervue

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    people in bike clubs are lame.. you need to find someone with a BMW to treat you right
     
  19. choiboy

    choiboy OT Supporter

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    u're the typical bike whore who i usally stay away
     
  20. Junkie

    Junkie re-tarded OT Supporter

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    airheads are :cool:
    and first rides ever should be 10 minutes max before asking if they want more
     
  21. Bret The Ripper

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