Spot the Juicer

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  1. Drewski

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    gyno!
     
  3. Drewski

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    then 90% of this forum are juicer's :mamoru:
     
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    turbo35 haters gonna hate

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    I love how they give you signs to spot about his testicles and cock. Like I'm sit there trying to figure out what the guy's cockandballs look like on the machine next to me :rofl:



    :WAYHOMO:
     
  5. evolude

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    well 90% of this forum is on HRT :rofl:
     
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    Steroid-induced breast tissue can only be removed surgically.

    FALSE

    note- variations of gynecomastia and pectoral feminization are quite common among non steroid users

    also using various ancillary drugs can "super size" the nuts, even on heavy cycles.
     
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    Deltoids, Traps:
    Supersized muscles surrounding the shoulders--trapezius, lats, pectorals, deltoids, biceps, and triceps--are a good clue that Mr. Needle has been introduced to Mr. Buttock. Even if the lower body is normal size, upper-body muscles tend to be inflated.


    The time they've put into extensive research really shines through in this article
     
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    the lightbulb phenomenon is certainly not exclusive to AAS users (actually would venture to guess its less common)
     
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    Who gives a shit who's on and who's not? In a given commercial gym, more people have used or are using than you think. Juice doesn't make the lifter. A lot of users are weak as fuck and look like shit.
     
  10. macro

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    agree.

    on the opposite side of the coin you have genetic freaks that eat like shit and barely train but can move massive amounts of weight with horrible form which would tear the tendons from their anchors in other people.
     
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    does AFStore have any good deals on a sense of humour? :ugh:
     
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    The article sucks ass and isn't funny at all.
     
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    was aware of the humour related reasons for posting, just because the answers were not in the same tone does not mean it was not appreciated :wiggle:
     
  14. φ

    φ Eugenics is the self-direction of human evolution.

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    wtf sign me up for some fucking steroids:bowdown:

    Penis:
    Waldo goes wild, even while his two nutty friends turn into shrinking violets. Steroid users often develop voracious sexual appetites (despite the fact that they're actually producing less sperm), along with feelings of euphoria and boundless energy.
     
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    thefuck
     
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    i'll post sources for you, brb
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    juice smuice
     
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    Wow, that article is fucking retarded.
     
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    Steroids may or may not increase the size of the skull.

    WTF?
     
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    95% of the shit in Men's Health is prefaced with 'may or may not'. The magazine is worthless when it comes to workout and health advice. It's also very contradictory. Page 17 may say to eat strawberries because they contain antioxidants, but page 63 will say not to because they will shrink your penis.

    The only thing I've ever gotten out of it was the recipes.
     
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    Wow another steroid bashing article, what a suprise. And from the most retarded fucking "fitness magazine" on the planet. The dumb faggot who published that will probably go on to write an article next month on "At Home workouts using your ass faggot dildo collection".
     
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    How to tell if the guy in the next squat rack is natural or artificially enhanced


    Testicles:
    With artificial testosterone injected into your body, your testicles don't need to make their own, so the assembly line shuts down, and the testes shrink.


    I'll take a pass on it but thanks (NO HOMO)
     
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    :rofl: :werd: "excuse me sir, i noticed how swole your traps are looking today - mind if I take a look at how big your balls are?"
     
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