Spent the whole fucking day in the ER..

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  1. michael

    michael FLORIDA > *

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    So I thought I had a hernia (if you remember from my DL Video thread) so I made an appointment @ the UCF Health Center.. they said it wasn't a hernia, but looked like appendicitis and had me rushed to the ER.. I wait for a while, get blood work, drink barium juice, get a CT scan.. eventually everything comes back negative, maybe just a severe strain in my abs.. :hsd:

    Here's the cool part, I am getting my CT scan done and the dude comes in and asks me if I only have one kidney... I tell him, "no..." and he says, "did you ever have one surgically removed?" at this point I'm like :wtf: "no, not that i'm aware of.."

    So the radiologist reads my CT scan or wahtever and lets me know that both of my kidneys are on my right side :ugh:...

    I was diagnosed with:

    An ectopic left pelvic kidney.. it is also malrotated and is at about the level of the aortic bifurcation, on top of the psoas muscle.

    but, "Acute intra-abdominal abnormality not observed." No appendicitis :bowdown:

    Cliffs: in bold.
     
  2. Phineas Q Stork

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    so your deadlifts were so ugly that they shifted your kidney to the right?
     
  3. michael

    michael FLORIDA > *

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    Yeah.. they were trying to gang up on me :(
     
  4. Liddy

    Liddy Not enough cowbell.

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    At least you didn't get cut open. :)
     
  5. Liddy

    Liddy Not enough cowbell.

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    Not sure why I quoted you.
     
  6. michael

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    troof.
     
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    I have one advice for you, do not join boxing, left hooks to the body will be the death of you.
     
  8. michael

    michael FLORIDA > *

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    Yeah, I wanted to mess around with MMA -- fuck that.
     
  9. Skeletor

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    good news... never heard of that happening with both kidneys on one side. that will make for interesting conversation.
     
  10. michael

    michael FLORIDA > *

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    1 in 1000 people have it.. though 10% are diagnosed since many people go a lifetime without an abdominal CT scan or something that would end up revealing it.
     
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    michael FLORIDA > *

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    In other news, when they did my urinalysis, the tox screen came back 'presumptive positive' for barbiturates.. wtf
     
  12. michael

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    time for sleep, all that shit they gave me is making me nauseated.

    night niggas.
     
  13. Jam_Master_J

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    Both my balls are in my right sack, we are one in the same.
     
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    thats weird about your kidneys didnt even know that was possible
     
  16. MikeTheVike1

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    :rofl:
     
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    hmm, on that note, mike, do your balls hang to the left to compensate? :mamoru:
     
  21. Spiritus

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    Yep and it is proven fact that eating too many poppy seeds can have you + for opiates.

    In fact, people extract from poppy seeds to get opiate tea.

    :x
     
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    Good, appendicitus sucks ass. Barium juice ftl. Did they pump you full of liquid for your ct scan?
     
  23. knucks

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    story would be better if you realized one kidney was missing :(
     
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    Haha. Your gonna have your own disease named after you.
     
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