Spackled in ass hole, now she's prego?

Discussion in 'Vaginarium' started by JohnDoe, Jan 30, 2005.

  1. JohnDoe

    JohnDoe Guest

    WTF...I feel its safe to come in my g/f's ass, but today she comes to me and says she's pregnant? My only guess is is dribbled down into the tang? She's going to the doctor tomorrow to see if she's really pregnant. I hope to God not. We usually use condoms but we ran out, so we just did anal tonight. I'd love to tell my kid "you were a mistake, I was doing anal on your mother and the bitch got knocked up through back entrance"
     
  2. niptorious

    niptorious New Member

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    she cant get pregnant by busting in her ass
     
  3. Repost

    Repost PENCIL DICK

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    Yes she can, it can dribble down intot he vagina...
     
  4. BlackHBDX

    BlackHBDX The grey fixer

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    Either she is not pregnant or you are not the father.
     
  5. Jacquelin

    Jacquelin I was your silver lining but now I'm gold.

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    These are the exact thoughts going on in my head! Also, you want to see the pregnancy test, just to make sure...
     
  6. P07r0457

    P07r0457 New Member

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    uh, did everyone skip health class? It's unlikely to get someone pregnant from anal intercourse, but it is certainly possible. Just like getting through a few layers of clothing -- the farther away it is, the less likely it is to happen, but it is still possible.

    Just remember, what goes in, must come out -- and it's comming out an inch from where it's gotta go to get her pregnant.
     
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    Immaculate conception? :noes:
     
  8. eof

    eof New Member

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    a poop baby
     
  9. taki

    taki i eat men like air..

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  10. BedBunny

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    would you really love to tell your kid that? :rolleyes:

    actually i am with the others: either she is not preggo, or it's not yours.
     
  11. samm

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    i bet your son/daughter will be a lawyer some day
     
  12. solid snake

    solid snake New Member

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    it's a tarp
     
  13. Neuman

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    maybe she just has to take a shit?
     
  14. BlackHBDX

    BlackHBDX The grey fixer

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    Did you go to Catholic school?
     
  15. JohnDoe

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    no, I was raised christian and no longer believe in God. However I do love to fly aeroplanes.
     
  16. krott5333

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    yeah, shes playing you for a fool, word is that sperm dies when its in contact with air for a couple seconds, she either isnt pregnant, or someone else fucked your girl.. if she is pregnant, get a DNA test, I dont care how much that shit costs..

    im dead serious
     
  17. limitless

    limitless You didnt hurt me, nothing can hurt me, nothing ca

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    :rofl: @ replies
     
  18. RyaN95i4

    RyaN95i4 We are the boys from old Florida

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    You did anal TONIGHT, and she told you she's pregnant TONIGHT?

    thats how your post reads, please correct if im wrong.
     
  19. metallikatz56

    metallikatz56 New Member

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    Good catch.
     
  20. oasis

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    Here's a theory:

    She wipes back to front.
     
  21. LOLSTi

    LOLSTi DTOM

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    yep.

    :bs:
     
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    HAHA.....best ever.
     
  23. IslanderOffRoad

    IslanderOffRoad Do you even lift kit? OT Supporter

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    I find it hard to believe anything lets this guy have sex with it. Have you all seen his other posts?
     
  24. Kinks

    Kinks Sup. OT Supporter

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    heh, "spackled"

    you're an idiot.
     
  25. audrey

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    What if a condom broke from one of their previous sex sessions?
     

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