Sony " Only one Dildo controller necessary"

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  1. juvental604

    juvental604 I like to pee upside down OT Supporter

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    At E3, Sony demoed its new wand controller. Actually, Sony demoed two of them. That doesn't mean you'll necessarily have to buy two of them, though. "The ultimate goal or wish for us is if you have two controllers," says Sony exec Shuhei Yoshida, "like we demoed at E3, we can do something really amazing."
    That's the ultimate goal — the short term goal is "making the entry barrier as low as possible". Yoshida continues, "But because of cost-of-goods and, you know, people have to have the PlayStation Eye camera as well, we are approaching the launch by making sure that all games that we create can be played with one controller and the camera."
    Sony plans to introduce options if players have more than one controller, and gameplay will be "enhanced" for those who purchase.
    But by not making two controllers a requirement out of the gate, Sony could be signaling to third party developers that supporting two controllers isn't a requirement either.


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    Whos buying more than 1 for double penetration ?
     
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    infafag will buy 8
     
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    i wanna see a software line up :o
     
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    juvental604 I like to pee upside down OT Supporter

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    sword and shield "zelda" demo looked cool

    I think the best way for it to catch on is if its actually practical/better in traditional games


    they really should incorporate this into god of war 3
     
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    I was gonna just wait for natal, but since I'm black I can't use it :\
     
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    juvental604 I like to pee upside down OT Supporter

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    thats what the red jumpsuit is for:o
     
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    what about facial recognition
     
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    juvental604 I like to pee upside down OT Supporter

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    face paint

    or "makeup for men"
     
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    are you fucking kidding me :bowrofl:
     
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    juvental604 I like to pee upside down OT Supporter

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    its either that or the jumpsuit:eek3::idhitit:
     
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    Sony also patented laugh tracking :hsugh:

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    must be for the eyedentify game
     
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    that's the pinnacle of humor right there.
     
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    infamous8 calling a audible as QB

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    :rofl:

    hey now.

    maybe he likes da bootay
     
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    where's your toque, eh?
    This shit looks gay as fuck. I really hope this isn't where gaming is heading. I don't want to stand around moving a bunch of shit. I want to chill on the fucking couch and hold my controller without having to do stupid shit. They have already ruined that for me with that fucking six axis shit, and now this crap is coming out? There's a reason I never touch the wii, (well lots of them actually) and this is one. NOT paying money for this shit.
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: i need the vid for this
     
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    360 sack riders making fun of a PS3 sack rider

    Oh the ironing
     
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    I don't think you have to worry about all gaming going that way. But with the success of the Wii the other consoles are giving us the option to flail around the living room if we want. I doubt they'd ever do like the Wii and force us to do it though (since the only main controller for the Wii is the Wii-mote). They won't stop producing normal games, they'll just start producing additional games that work with the magic dildo attachment.
     
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    :bowrofl: :wtf:
     
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    brb, throwing that into my tv
     

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