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  1. xinster

    xinster New Member

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    an ass-muching tutorial
     
  2. drpepperbandit

    drpepperbandit "You can't find the right answer if you ask the wr

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    drpepperbandit "You can't find the right answer if you ask the wr

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    EDU:

    1. Have girl take shower and wash the shit (literally) out of her ass with numerous soaps and body wash.

    2. Eat girls ass within 20 minutes of shower.
     
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    1.5. Apply dental dam
     
  5. Falconer

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    1.5 (con't) or Seran wrap.
     
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    sportsjunkie OT Supporter

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    2) Remove dental "damn" for more pleasure to her.
    3) use hands to spread cheeks apart.
    4) lick around her startfish
    5) try to squeeze your tongue just inside
    6) repeast 4.
     
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    my tongue gets SO tired after like 5 min :hs: :(
     
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    having your ass hairs waxed..... priceless
     
  10. toolow

    toolow you left a whole where my heart should be...

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    1. Make sure she cleans her ass WELL!!!
    1.5 Make sure she shaves her ass hairs...
    2. Lube it up well with spit and your tounge...
    3. Massage her clit and vaginal opening, while swirling ur tounge in her ass hole.
    4. Goto town, insert a finer or tow in there...
    5. Just keep going at it then as it gets all stretched out and lubed up...
    6. Slide your penis in there till it gets comfortable for her, and goto town!
     
  11. BrokenHalo

    BrokenHalo New Member

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    the spelling errors in this thread are atrocious.

    and i didn't really think that it was something that needed a tutorial... but i could be wrong...
     
  12. Lech

    Lech Rhymes with fetch.

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    Dental dams are for pussies. Just make sure it's clean.
     
  13. Jim311

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    Yeah no shit :rofl:





    No pun intended.
     
  14. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    1.5(revised) or shave it for her... that's a great way to have some foreplay... shave her down while massaging her ass/clit the entire time... then apply aloe to the shaved area to minimize the burn.... and then rub liberally with the aloe, maybe slipping a finger towards/into her clit.... getting her all worked up...
     
  15. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    Here's what I used to do...

    He would lie on his stomach, naked...
    I'd get a towel, a razor, and some aloe/lotion.
    I would give him a back massage and slowly work my way down to his ass region...
    I'd part his cheeks, pick up the razor and slowly, gently begin to shave his ass...
    I'd shave one asshole cheek, then the other... working my way toward his starfish.
    Then, I'd gently shave the starfish area, making sure to regularly clean the razor on the towel (a hair-free blade is a happy blade)
    Then, I'd spread his legs apart and shave his taint... being careful not to knick his balls.
    While shaving, I would take special care to massage his ass, taint, balls, lower back, legs with my free hand... sensual touch during a shaving is an added turnon...
    Then, when all the hair was gone, I'd get a moist, warm wash cloth and wash the area down to remove all the rogue hairs.
    Then, I'd dry his soft, hairless ass and then apply aloe or lotion to the entire shaved area... taking my time at his asshole... gently sticking the tip of my finger into his asshole until he's pushing his ass up off the bed...
    I massage the aloe in until it's all dried and gone...
    Then, I slowly lower my face into the soft space where his hairless balloon-knot is pulsing... waiting for my tongue
    I lick around the starfish, tasting the aloe... feeling the soft skin.
    I then attack the asshole... inserting my tongue... darting it in and out.
    I listen for his moans, which tell me what feels good...
    Then, I get on my back, and he straddles my face and slowly lowers himself onto me. I wrap my arms around his legs and pull him down onto my face so that I can get more access...
    My tongue buries deep in his ass, pushing in and pulling out until I can feel his legs quiver with ecstasy.
    Eventually, I'd feel his warm seed spilling out of his cock onto my chest as he would have his hands-free orgasm from just the sensation of my tongue deep in his asshole... his pulsating sphincter gripping onto my tongue...
     
  16. Lech

    Lech Rhymes with fetch.

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    Too long/complicated, didn't read.
     
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    you tapped rachel's ass like a beer keg at a frat party yet?

    :mamoru:
     
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    :gtfo:

    everyone reads sammy's posts :squint:
     
  19. Jim311

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    She won't let me fuck her in the ass :mad:
     
  20. nosaj

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    it should be second nature.
     

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