MMA Somebody please stab Mike Goldberg.

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  1. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    Please?

    I swear, I'm going to kill somebody the next time I hear him say something about a display of respect between the two fighters. Other than repeating everything Rogan says, that's all he does.
     
  2. ITR06

    ITR06 OT Supporter

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    I wish you would get stabbed, really. Go fuck yourself.
     
  3. kilian

    kilian You've got quite a treasure there in that Horadric OT Supporter

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    To his credit he actually had one good piece of analysis tonight. Forget which fight it was from, but he commented on one of the fighters riding too high and needing to regain their dominant position when taking the guys back.

    But yes, other than that he was his usual 'ole retarded fuckin self.
     
  4. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    Someone get him to stop with the fight metric bullshit.
     
  5. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    :crying:
     
  6. kit99bar

    kit99bar USPA Class 2, weak, old man!

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    "into the round labeled 2" :rofl:
     
  7. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    :rofl: I about lost it when he said that.
     
  8. HouseLing

    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    goldberg and rogan both sucked a dick tonight
     
  9. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    I like when he compared Brock Lesnar to GSP only a hundred pounds heavier. Yeah that's really all that's different is the 100 pounds. :rofl:
     
  10. MyLittleAirport

    MyLittleAirport OT Supporter

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    I find it funny how Goldberg always says something and then he ends it with "Rogan" as if he was hoping for some acknowledgement from him but most of the time Rogan just stays silent :rofl:
     
  11. LocTite98

    LocTite98 Chillin'

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    Anderson Silva Fight
    Goldberg: "His Precision is Precise"

    watk kinda shit is that hahahaha
     
  12. Kuet

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    tonight he said gsp might very well be the most athletically gifted athlete in mma. WTF.
     
  13. Ricey McRicerton

    Ricey McRicerton New Member

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    I like how he had all kinds of stupid ass commenatry about how it was the first time Fitch had ever had his guard passed and this and that. :rofl:
     
  14. 2ofdem

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    Mike Goldberg has a 73% record of defending knife attacks and is rumoured to have his guard passed in every round of every fight he has ever been in.
     
  15. ITR06

    ITR06 OT Supporter

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    that was a badass stat Mike was on his game last night
     
  16. Ghost of Swayze

    Ghost of Swayze Ofcourse you mad

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    Lol i like to see you guys try and do what goldie does. Its not easy doing a play by play

    just drink a beer and enjoy the fights..dont get to nerdy about it. Everyone is an MMA expert now

    kthanks
     
  17. Ghost of Swayze

    Ghost of Swayze Ofcourse you mad

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    I like the the stat how GSP was only on his back for 5 minutes of 160 minutes of fighting or something like that.

    GSP is :bowdown:
     
  18. MyLittleAirport

    MyLittleAirport OT Supporter

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    He's barely a fan of the sport and sucks as a commentator.

    At least Joe Rogan tries to understand the sport and knows what positions sucks and what doesn't. He knows that being on bottom of mount and scooting back while Maia is throwing punches at him looks like he's doing okay but in reality MacDonald is exerting a lot of energy. Joe knows shit like that, unlike Goldberg who has to wikipedia most of his shit so he can look like he's a fan of the sport.
     
  19. Ghost of Swayze

    Ghost of Swayze Ofcourse you mad

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    Its really tough doing the play by play. Its alot easier doing what Rogan does in the color commentry but goldie has alot more on his plate as far as consistant talking is concerened. Thats pretty much why he gets paid...not for his MMA knowledge but for his ability to be consistant and clear
     
  20. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    He's nothing if not consistent. He mentions the "show of respect between the two fighters" at least once, and sometimes 2 or 3 times every fight.
     
  21. ITR06

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    Alot of the fighters show alot of respect :ugh:
     
  22. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    No shit, really? :uh:

    We know the fighters respect each other. We know they aren't trying to kill each other and are just competing in a sport. We don't need him to say it every fucking fight.
     
  23. ITR06

    ITR06 OT Supporter

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    What if it was you're first time watching the sport is growing. Idiot.
     
  24. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    :rofl: dude shut the fuck up. Is he your dad or something?

    Nearly every fight in every UFC event since... what, 10? 15? We can all see the fighters come out and touch gloves. We don't need him to tell us every single fucking time that they're making a show of respect. When the fight is over and they shake hands or hug or whatever, we don't need him to explain that it's respect between the fighters.
     
  25. HouseLing

    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    what if they just like touching and gropeing other sweaty, bloody, half naked guys :dunno:
     

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