Some tips about meeting women...that you won't expect.

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  1. Horror

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    I will put some simple shit into perspective...

    1) They are human beings. They are not Gods.
    2) They are equally nervous talking to guys as guys are talking to girls.
    3) Women take shits. Think about the HOTTEST girl you know and her having the runs. Brings them down to a stupid level, right?
    4) Girls are horny shits, but want meaning behind it. Date first.
    5) Simplest pickup line? Say, "hi, what's up?". They can tell pickup lines and are stupid. Also, the fact that you confidently approached is all you need!
    6) You may think women look bitchy with their expression, but think about how you look on your face everyday. You want to meet a girl, but your face may not show it. They want to meet people, too.
    7) There's no "right time" to approach, just do it. With a group of girls? Engage the group, who cares.
    8) Stop putting them on a pedestal, let them win you.
    9) You're going to die one day. So try finding someone now instead of tomorrow.
     
  2. bjonesy77

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  3. lauren

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    pro tip: have a couple conversation topics in your repertoire. talking about weed, how high you were the other day, and your honda ricer don't cont.
     
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  5. Horror

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    Thanks for the tip. You advance to level 3!
    Password: OH4RLNGA?
     
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    great post :bowdown:
     
  7. lauren

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    i could make my own thread about all the dumb and obvious things that come with trying to pick up a girl, but that would be redundant, given this thread.
     
  8. Horror

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    I'd love to hear some more honestly :)
     
  9. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :werd: she only gets shit on.
     
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    I stopped reading here. Quit spreading lies!
     
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    word, women dont poop, they have extra organs that break it down.
     
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    Well, that certainly explains why she's so full of shit.
     
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    all seem pretty true.

    esp the group one, the girl will prolly be more flattered that you picked HER out of the group :dunno:
     
  14. Horror

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    Agreed. Engage the group, and you can try to talk to her by yourself. Ask a girl to dance awhile into the conversation. Otherwise, engage the group, invite some buddies, tease have fun, random bullshit, and then ask her number.
     
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    how about beer, how drunk I was the other day and my jacked up 4x4?
     
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    real beer, or miller lt?
    drunk = turn off
    what kind of rig do you have?
     
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    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    Mate not sure why you're giving advice when all your other threads are "I need advice I don't know what I'm doing."

    Most of the cliched advice in this bulleted list of yours is cool, but in particular 2 and 4 are bullshit. Hot ass bitches are NOT nervous when chodemaster flex approaches them and can barely speak, and girls do NOT necessarily want "meaning" and "dates" before they fuck. Having that belief system will quickly turn you into "oh he's really sweet and really nice, but we just don't have CHEMISTRY. I'm going to keep him as a friend though. But I'm not attracted to him." Girls like to fuck. More than you do. They're just afraid of admitting it or people finding out about it because then people will call them "sluts" and their reputations will be run into the ground, so they have to lie and hide it.

    Also 5 is a bit rubbish. "Hi What's up" can work, but if you're going to go with something and you're not a great conversationalist, why don't you just gather the balls to say "Hey I think you're absolutely fucking gorgeous and I had to come talk to you" (especially if this is in the daytime, girls will be much more open to this approach then "hey what's up. Please carry the conversational burden for me")

    7: GOOD! You will also show dominance and other attractive characteristics by winning over the group and friends.
     
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    I saw a girl...so tiny...there is no way she shits because there is no way she eats. like 4'10'' and her waist could fit in my pant leg...i'm 5'7'' and 140lbs.

    I think I could have broken her if I coughed.
     
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    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    WHY. WHY W HYWHWYHWYHWYWH. why are you giving theoretical advice about what you think things SHOULD be like when you clearly don't know (judging from your other threadS_
     
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    The first time I ever hung out with my SO we went to his house for a minute and I used his downstairs bathroom. I flushed twice but somehow there was still evidence of what I'd done. Thankfully for me we were about to leave so I thought I was definitely in the clear. Right before we left he said "let me take a leak before we head out" and he went in there :noes: 4 months later he brought it up and told me that he could tell I'd just dumped in his bathroom but that he liked me anyways :rofl:
     

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