MMA some of my favorite MMA fighter quotes

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  1. Atmosphere

    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    BJ Penn
    "My diet is like atkins, but with the carbs"





    Rampage :rofl::bowdown:


    before fighting Ricardo Arona...
    "I wanna fight him because, I don't know him, and he's in the video game, ... and I'm not!!!"

    "I don't know if Silva's knee is really hurt. It wouldn't be if he didn't spend so much time on his knees. Why you on your knees man? Get off your knees!"

    "People always confuse me with.. whats his name.. Gary Goodridge. That's OK, all us black folk look alike"




    Phil Baroni

    "Lindland looks just like Woogie from There is Something About Mary, how am I possibly supposed to take this guy seriously? Referring to Matt Lindland!"


    it's funny because it's true :rofl:

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  2. JordanClarkson

    JordanClarkson OT Supporter

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    Rampage is by far the most entertaining guy to listen to :rofl:
     
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    I'll eat his children - Mike Tyson.

    I know its not quite MMA, but its still fighter related and funny as hell.
     
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    misfits Well-Known Member

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    "I don't know if Silva's knee is really hurt. It wouldn't be if he didn't spend so much time on his knees. Why you on your knees man? Get off your knees!"

    :rofl:
     
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    Rampage is hilarious.
     
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    DOHChi New Member

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    Rampage on Silva

    "motha fucka, you shouldnt have never touched me. you fucking "my belt!" like congo motha fucka, "me amy, good gorilla!" motha fucka, im gonna slam you on yo moth fuckin head so hard, BITCH. fucking macaco,.....something in portugese that i cant type, yea nigga i speak portugese boy. im gonna fuck you up boy. shouldnt have never touched me man, its my motha fuckin belt. im the champion, im numba 1 motha fucka. this rampage, evar had yo ass whooped by a black man befo, it hurts."

    :rofl: too bad he got knocked out, and hung on the ropes to dry.
     
  7. chechen

    chechen Brazilian Jiu Jitsu OT Supporter

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    "I would always like to submit someone. When I wrap up on them slowly and watch them fight for air it makes me feel like I am some kind of predator. It is one of the few things in the world that is still pure. I want to make them tap out so there is no doubt I have them mastered. If we were in nature and we were fighting over food or women I could decide their fate... This is the moment that every Jiu Jitsu fighter lives for."

    - Gerald Strebendt
     
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    metallikatz56 New Member

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    "He cannot compete with me. I have more heart than anyone else in this sport."
    -Paul "8 seconds" Buentello on Andrei Arlovski
     
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    misfits Well-Known Member

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    :bowrofl:
     
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    G-n-P New Member

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    Heart is awesome, talent is better. :hsugh:
     
  11. Atmosphere

    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    "I have gotten heavier and it is effecting the fuel consumption of my car."

    -Saku


    :rofl:
     
  12. d0nk3ypunch

    d0nk3ypunch New Member

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    In a post fight interview ( I forget what fight) when asked what he was doing to celebrate, rampage replied

    "I'm gonna get drunk as hell and fuck my ass off"
     
  13. Maestro Nobones

    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    that gave me goosebumps yo
     

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