So you're walking down the street and you see this set. How do you open them?

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  1. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    They obviously know they are hot and undoubtedly have high bitch shields.

    Assume your target is not the one on the right.

    edit - I'm not necessarily looking for "an opener" like a line. Feel free to discuss general strategy or whatever here.

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  2. ware_ru

    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    I thought you were done posting here until you approached 500 girls? Didn't you make that promise not only to us, but TO YOURSELF?
     
  3. BlackIce72

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    5 feet in front of them I'd stop dead, look at their shoes and say "you gotta be kidding me". They'll stop and look down. If they keep walking say "you're a crook, aren't you".

    If they stop, stack forward. If they don't, let them go. Don't chase a moving set (in general)

    I'd stack with the pretty standard "my cousin was looking for those shoes... and you got the last pair -- didn't you? Yeah you did I saw you. Dark sunglasses and all. Do you have a lazy eye?"

    It's all in delivery. A lot of ways you say this would sound retarded. It's very Tyler-esque banter.

    Just through process of elimination that's what I'd go with.

    Too hot to go direct.
    Sunglasses break rapport anyway.
    Attention is in 3 different places so you need to shock rather than ease in.
    All dressed well enough to know where people are MAINLY noticing.
    Girls love their shoes. Period. And they'll fight for them 'til the death.

    Not many options here besides a "holy shit" or "OMG" opener.
     
  4. Falconer

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    I'm working on it, but then I realized that I live in bufu right now and it will take me forever to FIND 500 girls, much less 500 approachable girls. I'm 1.5 hours from Chicago so a round trip is 3 hours so it's only feasible for me to go there on weekends.

    Besides, when I make progress I reward myself by letting myself make a post or two here :mamoru:
     
  5. BlackIce72

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    I thought about doing the newbie mission again (I'm after a different crowd now with a different mission) and only posting FRs, etc. and reading advice FROM any reports I've posted.

    300-700 approaches with NO KJing whatsoever. If you aren't online it goes a lot faster than it seems. 10 sets a day REALLY REALLY isn't that hard once you get over that limiting mental barrier.

    Puts hair on your chest.
     
  6. Falconer

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    Interesting. The one in the middle is the only one that's my type, but I don't think I'd be able to talk to any of them right now. My confidence is improving but it's not high enough, nor am I congruent enough with who I want to be yet, to pull it off successfully.
     
  7. ware_ru

    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    Falconer, I wasn't looking for an answer. You don't make a commitment to yourself and then break it.
     
  8. BlackIce72

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    In the beginning, "success" isn't the point.

    A success is opening. Worry about closing after you can open.

    There are some nights you should really just go out looking to crash and burn. Get out of your comfort zone. Do something you feel retarded doing. Be that creepy guy and go for a makeout with every set. Be uncomfortably touchy. Just see where you can or can't go with it.

    You'll never know your true boundaries if you're not willing to cross them.
     
  9. demosnat

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    Why did you say: assume your target isnt the one on the right? Is it b/c she doesn't have glasses on?
    Just curious.
     
  10. demosnat

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    :rofl: you sound like me every time I try to get clean
     
  11. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    "has anyone stood this distance away from you and told you before, that they could smell your ovaries?"

    :bowdown:
     
  12. MattThom01

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    Falconer,

    you could really use loss of internet access. It would do you so much good. Why the hell do you have to ask OT about every little thing?

    Stop caring so damn much! Stop treating this stuff like you can learn it all from a book! Stop thinking of women in such inhuman terms!

    When you see women, do you even think of them as women? Or do they only register as numbers and.or other PUA terms?
     
  13. BradUF

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    I think the best approach would to do something crazy.
     
  14. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    i would have guessed it's cause she looks 15 :o
     
  15. kiri

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    i would say "ooh baby i know you're not gonna talk to me anyway because my shoes aren't VERSACEEEE"

    who the fuck wants to get to know women like that anyway? :ugh2:

    and let's pretend that they ARE normal girls that are walking around town enjoying an afternoon together... why don't you leave them the fuck alone so they can enjoy their day??
     
  16. upparoom

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    no offense to you guys, but this "pickup artist" bullshit reeks of desperate losers.
     
  17. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :rofl: Good luck talking to those kinds of girls
     
  18. BradUF

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    I think just about everyone is tired of the PUA crap.
     
  19. Yail Bloor

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    "Excuse me. I'm conducting an experiment to get over my fear of approaching beautiful women. (PAUSE). If you happen to see any, be sure to let me know" (STUPID GRIN)

    In all reality, I probably wouldn't approach them at all, especially noticing that their appears to be many other women in the area who don't look like total cunts.
     
  20. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :rofl: If any guy ever used that line (I don't care if he was a fucking 10) I would laugh my ass off, and most likely those types of girls would roll their eyes.

    Seriously though, why approach those girls anyway unless you have a Mercedes and are holding Cartier bags? I'm not saying all girls care about that...but those chicks certainly do.
     
  21. Emfuser

    Emfuser Nuclear Moderator Super Moderator

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    Ugh... I was hoping all this lame PUA faggotry would end soon. What is the purpose of these threads being in here? :ugh2:
     
  22. Yail Bloor

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    Those kind of girls NEVER hear that type of stuff, and there is a high likliehood they would take immediate offense. Especially when you consider that during the pause they are feeling even better about themselves than they did before, because they believe they are being complimented.
     
  23. Falconer

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    Wow, for the replies that weren't flaming me:

    You would want to approach those girls because they're hot (at least the two on the left are) and who doesn't want to end up with a hot gf/wife?

    To everyone else:

    /yourselfs :bigthumb:
     
  24. Toda Party

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    I'd just say something stupid... like ask them if they're all porn stars. If they don't respond or say something bitchy, then fuck 'em.
     
  25. BradUF

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    I dunno, why don't we make a sub forum so all the PUA people can dream of ways of picking up girls but never actually executing their plans in real life.
     

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