FRK So you want me to contribute to this forum?

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  1. Smoked

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    You have no idea what you ask for sometimes, eh?
    just like middle management...

    Anyway, due to some complaints, I am forced to "contribute" something useful or freaky.

    Well I generally focus on actually being present for experiences, but I have a few friends who bother to write them down.

    This is a story from a queer friend of mine (his words not mine, gay texans are a rare breed)

    It's a true story, and names have NOT been changed to protect the innocent, cause I don't think Frank really believes anyone is innocent. Ohh and mary ann is dead now.

    anyway, here ya go.

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  2. BrokenHalo

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    i must say that was a good story...

    but there you go again, getting defensive.

    believe me, you're not the only one that's been reprimanded. I've even gotten into a few spats with Pixie, she hates me. But that was a long time ago. Since then, I've learned to just roll with it. sometimes you get people who piss you off, or differ in opinion. The best thing to do is state your opinion and try to keep it civil. You can tell that when you post, there is a slight undertone of smartassedness. Thats what ticks people off.

    But nonetheless, you're welcome here, as we have already said. The more freak the better :)
     
  3. neebelung

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    I'll admit, his first few posts struck me as slightly abrasive as well, but once you read a few more of them and realize they are INTNEDED to rub people the wrong way, that they are intended to spark debate and the sharing of different views, then you realize he's actually quite entertaining (and obviously DOES have content to contribute).
     
  4. neebelung

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    That said, WOW... awesome story. And very well written....
     
  5. Smoked

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    You think that was defensive?
    Have you ever heard the expression "take it with a grain of salt?"
     
  6. Smoked

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    I'll make sure and tell Frank.
    He's got a million of those. Some of his escapades blow my mind.
     
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    Yay! awesome story
     
  8. neebelung

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    Damn... makes MY stories seem tame in comparison....
     
  9. BrokenHalo

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    Yes... and your AV offends me. :mamoru:

    i'm just kidding. why do you keep calling neeb "neelaboobs" or whatever it is? do you think that's clever? because its not :fawk:



    and believe me, i know funny, I'm a clown fish.
     
  10. Smoked

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    I find it impossible to reply to that without being offensive in some way.

    So instead, I have a question.

    How can you kiss a rabbits ass, when technically, you'd be kissing a hare's ass, and kissing harey ass is, well, not only gross but asinine.
     
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    It was a quote from Nemo... what are you going to do... call me a blowfish?

    I'm not trying to provoke your wrath, dear Noob King, I was only ribbing you.

    And get it right, that's Happy Bunny. Not rabbit, nor hare. And nice play on words there with harey...


    NOT.

    So instead of kissing my "harey ass" lets just make up and be friends... shall we?
     
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    by the way... I did say that I liked your story, although you did admit that you didn't write it, yes?

    i'd be interested to see what you can write, or your other half. either way.

    its becoming like a book club in here, between me, MK, FT, and a few others we have quite the collection of stories :yum:
     
  13. neebelung

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    I knew I liked you... You quote Nemo... you share the love of Happy Bunny (who adorns my desk in many forms)..... :wavey: In a word (or two), you rock.
     
  14. neebelung

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    Is there a certain "preffered" manner in which to post one's exploits here? I don't know that I want to start a whole new thread each time I write something (and a few of them are posted on another forum that some of the folks here probably read as well)... but I love writing/posting my own little pervy adventures.... Just haven't shared them here (yet).
     
  15. Smoked

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    I prefer Boob King.
    Start calling me that and I'll think about it.

    We don't write much, not hardly any time.

    We'll still jump into a freaky situation though, so maybe I can offer small stories on a topic here and there.

    ohh yeah...
    I'm not stupid.
    Quit throwing rocks at me.
     
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    aww... spank you darlin :naughty: :love:
     
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    just post em. :x:
     
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    I never said you were stupid.
    So instead of rocks, how about a pearl necklace? :OP:
     
  19. Smoked

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    Sure, did you bring kneepads?
     
  20. neebelung

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    Ooooh, can I watch?
     
  21. Smoked

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    did you bring the camera?
     
  22. Sam Gamgee

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    wow... hot story... wow
     

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