MMA So you are about to fight someone on the street...

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  1. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    You have your fist's up. You're walkin closely in a circle. The time comes where you could either throw the first punch, or wait for him to.

    What do you do, and what maneuver(s) do you use?
     
  2. Titus

    Titus New Member

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    mace them. what the fuck are you asking stupid questions in this forum for, go back to sherdog you homo
     
  3. furst

    furst THE BOWRD OT Supporter

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    I throw a screaming thunderpunch to the throat area and do that hand wiping gesture as if I just completed a dirty job.
     
  4. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    :ugh: Fuck off, I'm seriously asking.
     
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    kronik85 New Member

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    Depends on the circumstances.

    Not that I would be in a street fight to begin with, of course. :ugh:
     
  7. 2ofdem

    2ofdem OT Supporter

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    gogoplata :dunno:
     
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    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    FloppyCock New Member

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    Flying armbar.

    In all seriousness, you shouldn't be circling a guy with your dukes up like an idiot.
     
  10. Titus

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    go back to sherdog and ask this stupid shit man
     
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    A-NON-A New Member

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    If you think your gonna have to fight (cant walk away) Dont show a ready stance. SUPRISE is better and like mentioned above BE FIRST ! :squint:
     
  12. darkjedi

    darkjedi Muay Thai expert

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    I agree, strike first, strike hard and don't stop until he's down. street fights are rarely one on one though, so the best advice reall is to make sure you got your boys with you just incase others decide to jump in. even a world class MMA champ like Urijah Faber almost got killed in a street fight because others jumped in.
     
  13. MyLittleAirport

    MyLittleAirport OT Supporter

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    Avoid/Run

    Unless I was fighting for my life, I wouldn't risk this because they might have a knife or a gun and that will throw all my knowledge of hand combats out the window.
     
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    FloppyCock New Member

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    I didn't really mean it like that. I meant it in the sense that if you have the time to square up and circle, the fight was probably avoidable and you're an idiot.

    Honestly, putting your dukes up is probably an amazingly good way to get sucker punched by one of his buddies behind you.
     
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    abrion sector New Member

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    i agree with joshy. take his advice.
     
  16. Trueno

    Trueno Bаnned bу Ѕuреr Μоdеrаtоrs

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    i start wailing and yelling.

    just go crazy then run.
     
  17. MySunRoofWorks

    MySunRoofWorks INCONCEIVABLE!

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    Shit/piss myself then strip down nekkid. No one wants to fight the shitty/pissy nekkid guy. Hopefully. :x:
     
  18. Captain Amazing

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    Pull out a gun and shoot the fucker.
     
  19. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    Eat a dick. :)
     
  20. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    For those of you who replied seriously, I meant for this scenario to be a last option.
     
  21. apman0000

    apman0000 OT Supporter

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    qft


    seriously, are you 12 years old, what the fuck are you asking this stupid shit for. go play your nintendo or whatever the fuck and leave us alone
     
  22. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    lay on your back and pull guard.
     
  23. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    it works so much better because if he misses it will hurt his hand, and he's gonna cut his knees all up.
     
  24. Bausk

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    Overhand right into a doubleleg and then mount. End.
     
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    I'd reccomend dropping a ninja smoke bomb, and then knocking out him and all of his friends w/ your numchucks while they are blinded by the smoke...
     

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