So with all this talk about shakes...

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  1. Merit83

    Merit83 Your mama was a snowblower!

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    I decided to see if I could make one to top all of yours.

    1 cup oats - don't know cal/pro on this, could someone tell me
    4 tbsp Jif PB - 380 cal 16 pro
    2 cups Braums Vanilla Ice Cream - 720 cal 16 pro
    2 scoops ON Whey - 220 cal 46 pro
    2 cups Brams Vit. D Milk - 300 cal 16 pro

    without adding the oats it came out to 1620 cal and 94 pro. im wondering if i calculated wrong.

    i think i might add a banana or something next time

    edit - btw i think my stomach is going to explode

    edit2 - according to this website ( http://www.quakeroatmeal.com/Diabetes/EAT/DE.cfm ) the oats add another 300 cal and 10 pro

    so thats 1920 cal and 104 pro, somethings not right...
     
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  3. Merit83

    Merit83 Your mama was a snowblower!

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    wow, i don't know why it made like 4 threads, weird, anyways, this is the right one
     
  4. Merit83

    Merit83 Your mama was a snowblower!

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    i hate you guys, there was supposed to be


    ":eek3: dude omg thats totally radical man" responses and the like
     
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    I blend a large Hungry Howie's pepperoni pizza up for my shakes.
     
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    pizza & pb ftw :hsugh:
     
  7. Merit83

    Merit83 Your mama was a snowblower!

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    tastes awesome, just have to make sure it blends really well, the oats tend to set at the bottom
     
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    :eek3: dude omg thats totally radical man
     
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    make one of those for me. Do you lift at the 24 at story and 183?
     
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    LYKE OMG i just made a shake to top urs, a gallon of heavy cream with 5 cups of dextrose and 30 scoops of protein n half bottle of canola oil, its lyke 50000 calories!!!!!!11
     
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    1900-2000 cals is my daily intake :hs:

    i'm not cutting or bulking either. i seem to be able to maintain current weight with that.
     
  12. Merit83

    Merit83 Your mama was a snowblower!

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    yah, actually i do :eek3:
     
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    Merit83 Your mama was a snowblower!

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    like omg, i can feel my veins clotting as we speak
     
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    a whole cup of oats in that? you have to drink it with a spoon :o
     
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    Merit83 Your mama was a snowblower!

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    lol, the oats tend to set at the bottom, but it tastes really good, so i figured what the hell
     
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    How much do you weigh??
     
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    i just stuck a whole turkey in my blender = ultimate shake....cartiledge make you strong like bull...
     
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    try the corn beef next time its a gaurenteed win
     
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    You should just buy trans fat in bulk if you're going to use Jif PB.
     
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    SPAM > corn beef:bigthumb:
     
  22. Merit83

    Merit83 Your mama was a snowblower!

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    the black guy? ewwww.

    on another note, i drank the shake last night right after i ate. yah, puked everything up :barf:
     
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    blend the oats first without anything else in the blender, it works better.
     
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    Yeah, atleast I think he's gay. He was all talking about how he would take me to dinner and gave me his #. Hahaha, I have the worst luck.
     
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