So where do you cum... advice needed.

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  1. 3l_Chupacabra

    3l_Chupacabra New Member

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    If you're getting a handjob or a blowjob and the girl doesn't swallow, where do you cum if you're say, at a movie, or on a couch or wherever. Assuming of course the girl doesn't want you to on her and that convincing her to just swallow isn't an option. Where do you guys go?
     
  2. Bob Dylan

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    a towel?
     
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    Towelie, you're the worst character ever.
     
  4. 3l_Chupacabra

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    Seriously, just a towel and then wash it later?

    What do you do just throw it over at the last minute or have her point it into the towel? =P
     
  5. HuskiRuski

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    handjob=put a towel over your stomach.
    blowjob=cum in her mouth, then let her worry about it.
     
  6. 3l_Chupacabra

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    what about in a movie theater?
     
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    That's HER problem...not yours :naughty: :rofl:
     
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    "No you're a towel!"
     
  9. Daddy O

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    Jeez...........unbelievable. Why don't you try cumming in your own mouth? Problem solved, and your girlfriend will love you for it. Don't forget to swallow.....nobody likes a messy eater.:mamoru:
     
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    Popcorn bucket :hsugh:

    :mamoru: ...dude serouisly just let it go in her mouth.
     
  11. giapia

    giapia Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you re

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    tissue. napkins in a movie theater i guess
     
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    on her dress
     
  13. Cerridwen

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    :hsugh: If she doesn't want it in her mouth and you cum in there anyways, do you really think you're going to get another blowjob from her (especially if you do it more than once)?

    Use a towel, napkins, your hand, OR you could ASK her where she would prefer you to cum ;)
     
  14. skitcy

    skitcy uhm title! ok

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    where do you cum when you whack it off dumbass

    the principles are the same youneed something to absorb it
     
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    first of all, there's always the chance that she will change her mind. second, he never said she didn't want it in her mouth; just that she doesn't like to swallow.
     
  16. Cerridwen

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    If she isn't going to swallow, why cum in her mouth at all?
     
  17. Kinks

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    just come all over her chest/hair/face and she'll realise it's so messy she'll always swallow from then on :mamoru:
     
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    are you serious? uhhh, so you don't have to worry about pulling out and frantically looking for a place to jizz and ruining the moment?
     
  19. Cerridwen

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    So you expect her to hold it in her mouth until SHE finds a place to spit it?
     
  20. n3e1w3

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    cum in her mouth n tell her to spit it on ur face
     
  21. lowfat

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    people actually get blowjobs in theatres :ugh: ?
     
  22. lauren

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    it's my impression that a significant portion of the female population do just that.


    crazy. :eek3:
     
  23. Coben Majere

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    If she don't swallow...thats the wrong chick....

    If you aren't willing to share....why should she swallow?

    Cmon...its yours, you've eaten your own boogers and ate breathmints from the candy dish at a resturaunt, so don't say you never had a dick in your mouth...at least this time its your's!
     
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    Sorry but I would not get a BJ at a theatre unless the girl swallowed... im not going to risk shooting onto my pants, or even worse... getting right to that point, and her stopping before I bust. The hell with that, grab her hair and hold her head while you deposit :rofl:
     
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    id pop in her mouth and have her spit it out
     

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