So what am I supposed to tell my friend?

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  1. Zackkahry

    Zackkahry New Member

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    This thread is going to leave most people making this face: :ugh:


    Anyway, I have a friend (guy) who's really the religious type, ~23 y/o, and a virgin. We were having a chat this weekend and he told me that he has never, in his life, squeezed one out, or done so with a woman. So basically, he has never intentionally came. Anyway, he told me he got head from some whore this weekend (for the first time) and couldn't come.

    Needless to say, I am speechless. I never knew this about him, and I didn't even know what to say. i would imagine that this isn't healthy, :dunno:

    and btw: I'm not religious, in a LTR, jack it about every day, etc. This is not me :hsugh:

    My question is, wtf am I supposed to say to him? He wants my advice, and for the first time in my life I am totally at a loss...
     
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    huntz0r New Member

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    Well he probably couldn't get off because he was in a situation he knew wasn't right. But what kind of advice is he seeking exactly?
     
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    obligatory :ugh:

    he probably just thought it was wrong subconciously...you have to be into it
     
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    Zackkahry New Member

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    That's the thing, I have no idea. He came to me because I'm pretty much the only one of his friends that has any experience in the field. I don't know if his situation may bring about any problems or whatever, and honestly I don't even know what to tell him, if anything...
     
  5. haargerman

    haargerman ayuh.

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    Give him some porn.
     
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    give him a hand with it :dunno:
     
  7. Stev

    Stev Active Member

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    tell him for the given circumstances... him not blowing is normal. and that he isnt weird or whatever for not gettin his rocks off.

    Prolly all he is looking to hear if he has no sexual experience whatsoever. Tell him to just cool off and find a half-desent girl that he likes to blow him off next time.
     
  8. Viper

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    That is complete and total bullshit.

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

    I need a sign that says "BULLSHIT".

    Everybody on the planet who is over the age of 15 has masturbated at LEAST once. Garaunteed. In fact, I was probably one of the most hardcore religious people you'd EVER want to meet at one time and I STILL masturbated DAILY.

    Tell your buddy to stop fucking lying.
     
  9. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    I had a female friend who after a brief uncomfortable stint with her pussy in 8th grade did not masturbate until 5 years later.
     
  10. MattThom01

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    even if he doesn't masturbate, he has still come before. Wet dreams. If you don't have regular sex or jack off, you WILL have wet dreams. The body keeps making semen, and can only hold so much...eventually some of it has to come out.

    I'd usually have them about once or twice a month before I started masturbating regularly.
     
  11. Dreams2Reality

    Dreams2Reality saywhat

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    Intentionally.
     
  12. Zackkahry

    Zackkahry New Member

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    as posted above, wet dreams
     
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    I knew a super religious guy who didn't masturbate and he admitted he still had wet dreams.
     
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    Dreams2Reality saywhat

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    Wet dreams aren't intentional.
     
  15. Stargazer

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    Whatever you do, don't tell him that it's not normal or weird that he couldn't cum from the hooker chick...that'll make him more nervous for next time. Maybe he just needs to get more comfortable with the idea of getting off intentionally i.e. masturbating - tell him to practice :dunno:
     
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    Not sure the advice he wants....

    Tell him if he is wants to cum regularly, to start jerking off.

    Tell him if he wants to start having sex with women, to start first by masturbating then move it on up to sex so he doesn't embarrass himself.
     
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    I rarely get off from getting head. Not enough friction. Feels damn good, though, obviously.
     

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