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  1. DCyamaha

    DCyamaha O-line found

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    I told the SO she looks "ok" and should lose 10-15 lbs


    i tell you, the shit hit the fan like i expected. Here are some of her quotes

    "you think i'm fat"

    "i think i look fine" (mind you shes 5'5" about 150 i'm guessing)

    "i'm still the same pants size as a few years ago"

    "why don't you go fuck some skinny girl"

    " :wtc: "

    " i'm going to go anorexic/bulemic"

    " :wtc: "

    "i'm not fat"

    "I don't eat that bad"

    "Now im going to lose weight, just for you. Not for me, for you ONLY"



    Yeah, that went about as expected :ugh2: :wtc: :wtc: fuck me. :mad:
     
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    Devil I have become my terror. OT Supporter

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    you done fucked up

    you're never gonna hear the end of it
     
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    Cachee0 OT's Technical Recruiter, Send me your resume

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    So why did you open up that can of warms? My wife at her hights was 155 but at 5'11.5. She asked the same questions and I always lie through my teeth. Baby you look good.....

    Now she is 142lb or so and getting thinner going to the gym everyday.
     
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    yep, another one of her quotes.
     
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    I admire your courage. That's not a smart thing to say though.
     
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    5'5" 150 is pretty chubby
     
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    weight is impossible to bring up.

    there is NO good way to do it. NONE.

    what am i supposed to do?? let her blow up to 160? 170? 180?
     
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    well how am i supposed to say it?? "you look great!! so lose 15 lbs???
     
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    You told her the truth. She obviously couldn't handle it.
     
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    :wtc:
     
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    dump her :)
     
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    She just told you to go fuck a skinny bitch, what's the problem?
     
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    Just help her a little. 10-15lbs can be dropped easy as hell. I mean shit just cut out soda or beer and that should drop off in no time. Cut out some shitty foods and add in some cardio... hell just going for a 20 minute walk every night will help.
     
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    key word is "should"

    you shouldn't have said that
     
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    no, it was the "looking ok" part that hurt her.


    she thinks that i think shes ugly. (which isn't the case, and was stated over and over)
     
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    You have to bring it up subtlety, for example, cut parts of the legs off of one of your chairs, have her sit in it, and when she breaks it be like " god damn, you're putting on the pounds bitch " or when she backs up just go beeeep beeeeeep beeeeep, or slap a piece of paper on her back that says caution, makes wide right turns or wide loads or something
     
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    i tried it being subtle.

    for a long while, i've been giving her the looks when shed eat crap.... and mention fitness here and there....nothing worked.
     
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    el es dee ...through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain.

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    w,i,f,e
     
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    "HEY KOOLAID!" when she enters the room. Always say "are you actually going ot eat that?" or "holy shit! did you eat ALL of that?"


    she's sounds a little crazier than the average though.
     
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    hip hippo Eric Berry, son.

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    Hey Koolaid :bowrofl:
     
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