So this girl wants to pay me to "bodyguard" her while she hosts the superbowl

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  1. Alias

    Alias OT Supporter

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    Is this a good idea :hsugh:

    She said she needed money for rent and put up an ad on craigslist to host the superbowl wearing slutty clothes for some guys. She described it as "non sexual" but is still kinda worried about being around 8-10 guys who are drinking.

    On the one hand, I doubt anything will happen and I'll end up getting paid to watch the superbowl (likely on a sweet TV setup if these guys have enough money to blow on female entertainment), but on the other hand if something does happen there's really nothing I could do against 8-10 guys :hs:



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    this thread will end poorly
     
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    Eh, if she's not too crazy and is a friend, I'd do it. If she's just a random hot broad, I'd pass up on the offer.
     
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    TKEBoss Nelson Sexors

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    Do it and bring a fuckin burna!
     
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    Don't worry dude. With your wingspan the 8-10 guys who you're worried about will just stay away. They will be way too intimidated.


























    Seriously though, what kind of a stupid request is that? Be my bodyguard so I can get away with dressing like a total whore?
     
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    using your wingspan you can simply hold your arm out to the side and run forward and knock down like 10 guys at once
     
  8. Damnation

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    lol 8-10 drunk bros are gonna rape both you and the hoe
     
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    you can't do anything against 8-10 guys but join in with the rape fest.
     
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    she looks clean
     
  11. TKEBoss

    TKEBoss Nelson Sexors

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    Oh and fuck 2 dudes so the other 6-8 wont dare boot up to you.
     
  12. erok81

    erok81 All your canyons are belong to me!!

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    Or spin like a windmill.

    On a side note, what a dumb bitch and an equally stupid idea.
     
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    you want him to have sex with 2 of the guys?
     
  14. Alias

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    Exactly what my roommate said :rofl:
     
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    :werd:, bitch is retarded if she thinks there's any safety with you in this situation
     
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    Kind of a friend... started to get involved but realized she was a little crazy, now I just see her out at bars.
     
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    Dude is like 6' 7" so she's probably just another dumb skank that thinks being tall = being able to beat anyone up that shorter than you :mamoru:
     
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    Just curious, how much is she going to pay you? :naughty:
     
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    $100 for 3-6pm, more if it goes longer
     
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    In for gangbang
     
  21. Alias

    Alias OT Supporter

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    Did you even see the progress pics :hsugh:

    I'm a LOT bigger than all of the LOLAlias pics that were floating around a year ago.
     
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    How much pay are we talking by the way?

    If she's only going to give you $20 or some shit then forget about it. For $50+ I might consider it.

    Here's the problem that is going to go down most likely:
    - She's gonna be dressed like a whore and all the guys that make passes at her or say shit to her are going to get something told to them by her similar to this "see that guy (meaning you), he's here to be a bodyguard for me, so don't get any ideas".

    And naturally, since drunk college guys are the way they are, these dudes are going to have it out for you all night long. By he saying some stupid shit like that, they will be MORE inclined to want to start shit.

    So therefore, unless you are friends with many of the dudes showing up and unless she's paying you well, I say fuck it.
     
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    $100 isn't worth spending the superbowl with some skank and a bunch of weird CL dudes - go buy a ton of beer and watch it with your friends
     
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    I can't believe guys would actually pay for that, superbowl then strippers > that.
     
  25. erok81

    erok81 All your canyons are belong to me!!

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    I'd have her sign something saying if you get raped too, there is an extra fee.
     
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