So this chick totally caught me off gaurd at the bar saturday

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  1. daballer2005

    daballer2005 New Member

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    bitch approached me and grabbed my bicep and was like "you have a really nice body":eek3::eek3::eek3:

    never have i had a bitch tell me that, if you seen my progress pics you can tell why:mamoru:. Im already arrogant, just wait till i look like pur, my head is gon asplode:wiggle:

    her ugly friend cockblocked me at the end of the night though:squint:
     
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    moses OMGWTFBBQ

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    epic first reply :bowrofl:
     
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    zebby ??:P

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    shit, son :bowrofl:
     
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    no that's just a birth defect he has. It's suppose to be that fat.
     
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    y1997 Made in the U.S.S.R.

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    I had a girl practically rip my shirt off at the bar last Friday. I told her I'd take my shirt off if she took her pants off. She got all pissed off and called me an asshole.
     
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    Welcome to my life everyday. The difference between you and me though is I expect it and instantly seal the deal and have the girl in the back of my Benz eating my ass like puppy chow bro, you probably just stand there peeing your fruit of the looms out of excitement though.
     
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    Bitches love grabbing my traps. Most don't even know what kind of muscle it is. Then they pretend to massage my shoulder but instead of actually massaging it they touch my arms and slowly go down to my lats. Feels good
     
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    :rofl: I knew PB would be here
     
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    iCEgECKO Ballin' at 5'2''

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    I gets no attention. :wtc:
     
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    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    why did we ever fight? :bowrofl:
     
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    i grabbed a girl's tits at a party and said she had nice ones

    got a different reaction though
     
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    which bar was that? :h5:
     
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    fucking :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Mike McDermott It's evolution, baby. OT Supporter

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    Girls have started grabbing my ass.

    Usually they grab my lats when I'm plowing through, notice traps when I'm at a party or whatever.

    It's cool I guess.
     
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    the reacion I get is more like "you lift weights? :hsugh: "
     
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    Man I fucking barge into the club and my favorite shit is when a bouncer got this look on his face like "wow look at this swole ass bro he shows me up, i can see the striations and vascularity through his versace button down and the teardrop through his D&G jeans" then im like "listen boss, i know the owner, so im going to walk right in and you arent going to say shit to me, capiche?"

    he usually nods his head and i give him a 20 spot. if he gives me problems i lay him the fuck out, simple as that, no questions asked.

    now when i actually get into the club, i look for the best lighting, the lighting where your jawline looks fucking sexy as hell and your delts are just fucking poking out your shirt as if you got motherfuckin watermelons under there. the bitches start lining up, and i start fucking feeding them my cock with the quickness at my VIP table, one after the next. before i feed them my anaconda i ask them what they feel is my best body part as i do a front double bi, the correct answer is always "everything".
     
  23. knucks

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    you're great :rofl:
     
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    thanks bro
     
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    moses OMGWTFBBQ

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    seriously, that is fucking righteous
     
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