So some beasty black man/woman thing approached me today at the gym

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  1. nukegoat

    nukegoat New Member

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    I was doing good mornings. He/she came over and was like 'how long have you been doing those good mornings?'
    me: "i dunno, a little while"
    he/she: "well they have a machine for those"
    me: "ok"
    he/she: "well you see these muscles in your lower back" (starts to touch my lower back"
    me: (moving away) "don't touch me please"
    he/she: "well they're really small and thin, they break really easy"
    me: (blank stare)
    he/she: "thats heavy weight" (pointing at the 135)
    me: (blank stare)
    he/she: "you know at work those warning signs that say not to lift more than 65 lbs with your back? they're there for a reason"
    me: "yes, to prevent the weak from injuring themselves"
    he/she: "ok, well whatever"


    later on, he/she was doing shoulder pressed in the smith machine. I saw my opportunity

    me: "you know, the quickest way to end your lifting career is doing that"
    he/she: "oh no, its safe, its on tracks"
    me: "ha! your ignorance shows. the tracks are what make it unsafe"
    he/she: "ignorance?"
    me: "indeed, be careful. I don't want to have to rescue you"

    then i walked out of the gym. it was sweet revenge/victory
     
  2. Grouch

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    That's the right stuff for you.
     
  3. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    You're going to get raped in the locker room.
     
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    PNHWrestler A broken wrist can severely harm one's sex life!

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    suprised they even knew what a good morning was
     
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    michael FLORIDA > *

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    shoulda left it alone, let it break its arms, spine, back and everything else
     
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    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Oh, and I do shoulder pressing in the smith machine too.
     
  8. forum95

    forum95 Come see bout us OT Supporter

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    i used to use teh smith machine.. i just switched over to the rack and i like it alot more
     
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    I don't really care what people do, i just had to be a dick somehow
     
  11. AMEN-RA

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    I had something simular happen to me.

    A new guy joins a gym, where I've been a member for about two years now.

    I'm doing old school T-bar rows with a barbell and close-grip handle in a corner. He walked up to me and asked me what I'm doing with a stupid grin. I say T-Bar rows. He looks at me all crazy and says: "they have a machine for that over there ya know" and points.

    I kinda give him a :ugh: face and tell him I've seen that machine and used it for the past two years.
     
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    nukegoat New Member

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    honestly dude, i don't really know.
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Nice
     
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    i think this kid is pretty entertaining actually.
     
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    Leo95SE The OMINOUS one

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    i never lift more than 65lbs
     
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    ~*Pogovina*~ Whip it! Whip it good!!

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    You should started out your reply with "ma'am... er sir... whatever" adn gauged the reaction.
     
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