I was originally going to post this in the main forum, but then I decided I might want some semi-serious answers so I decided to post it in FS. OT, what do you make of this? Convo with the wife this weekend as we were driving to dinner Sat. night (she brought this up totally out of the blue): Her: What would you think if I woke up one morning and had a penis? Me: Uh....I'm not sure....? Her: Would you divorce me? Me: .... I don't think so .... as long as it wasn't bigger than mine. *shrug* Her: It would be very small. To start. Me: Ok...would you still have a vagina? Her: Yes. Me: Ok....I probably wouldn't divorce you then. Her: What would you do if my penis started growing and got so big that I had to wear special pants? Would you divorce me then? Me: Her: So evidently my wife secretly fantasizes about having a dick so gigantic that normal clothes wouldn't fit. And here I was thinking I was the perverted one. She's played this "would you divorce me if...." game with me lots of times before (would you divorce me if my legs got chopped off, would you divorce me if I weighed 600 lbs., etc), but me leaving her because she's sporting a huge luscious hog was never factored into the equation before.