So my insurance offers a free membership to Golds but I need to take 4 PT sessions

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  1. MaineSucks

    MaineSucks OT Supporter

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    How bad should I make it for the PT?
     
  2. Memor

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    tell the PT you're 90% of the way to your Whole Foods certification and he'll simply bow down to you and let YOU give the session
     
  3. siniquezu

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    Tell them you want to get tone on the first session
    After 10 min tell them you want to squat and pile on the plates a la Elitefts Timmy style.
     
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    tell him you've never been to a gym before, but you own a bowflex
     
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    Ask him if he thinks squats are good for the knees. If he says no..taunt him... if he says yes, squat his car.
     
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    put 8 plates on the bar then ask "how much is this many?"
     
  8. Uglybob69

    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    just make him follow you around and spot you :rofl:
     
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    and load plates...
     
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    Play it off like you have never been to the gym and lifted weights when you were training for high school football. Then load the plates like its nothing.
     
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    My av is so small you can't see it!
    :rofl::rofl:
     
  12. Memor

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    give him your gym bag of sweaty repulsive gear and tell him to make it come out smelling spring fresh - even though there exists no antithesis to the stench of lifting gear in the known world
     
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    i vote for this
     
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    seconded
     
  15. Uglybob69

    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    repping 400 on bench "what is this exercise called again?" :rofl:
     
  16. MaineSucks

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    yeah I asked the sign up lady... I can pretty much just make him spot me. He doesnt have to do much work and he makes money. I'm gonna wear headphones the whole time
     
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    fucking lame...

    have some fun with it...go in there with long pants/sweatshirt and pretend like you dont know a thing about lifting...then just go through your routine
     
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    I got busted... the chick behind the counter that was signing me up had heard of Southside (was wearing a southside shirt) and put 2+2 together. Then they started asking about numbers.
     
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    huh?
     
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  21. siniquezu

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    What can they do?
     
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    nothing. busted as in he can't play dumb with the PT anymore
     
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    What do you mean they started asking about numbers
     
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    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: :ugh:
     
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