So my g/f queefed in my face last night for the first time....

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  1. Dethfat

    Dethfat New Member

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    it was an accident, she was switching positions and i was surprised because i laughed and just slapped her on the ass and she didn't care :dunno: i just wait for the day where i rip huge ass during sex, i know it'll happen eventually lol....any body have dumb stories of flatulence during sex?
     
  2. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Thank god you took it like you should have. I was afraid I'd come into the thread and see "OMG it was so gross!!!!!!1!" But yeah, it happens to everyone eventually. My SO and I burst out laughing for a second once when it happened...then got back to business :mamoru:

    Now if he farted...I would really start laughing, but that's just because he farts all the time.
     
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    yea i dont fart in front of my SO just to save her the grief of breathing in my ass air.
     
  4. Falconer

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    Queefing is funny. The first time it happened with my ex, she was all embarrassed but I started laughing and told her not to worry cuz it happens sometimes depending on what position you're in.
     
  5. cracka.

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    I died of laughter when my ex did, she started to cry, unfortunately there was no good end result from that day. However, I still laugh about it.
     
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    My last SO and I would laugh/giggle about it when it happened.
     
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    My GF and I were fucking doggystyle the other night and she let out a series of 10 or 11 queefs. Good times. It embarrasses her so much. I wish it wouldn;t. :(
     
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    so you expect there to be a second time?
     
  10. OoOlAlA

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    Gosh I hate it:o
     
  11. Abomb

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    my gf was queefing the entire time last nite i was railing her donkey style in the shower. the interesting part was her pussy juices shooting up into my face as i railed her.
     
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    :rofl: good to see you were chill about it
     
  13. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    WTF is "donkey style?"
     
  14. ultrawifey

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    I want to know too.
     
  15. Socrates

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    I just pretend I don't know what a queef is and am seriously convinced she just ripped ass.

    My "fucking gross" statement and walking out of the room usually is enough to ruin any woman's day. But then I tell them I am joking :)
     
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    yeah, what is donkey style?
     
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    lol, i have laughed at that before as well
     
  18. Falconer

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    in for what donkey style is.
     
  19. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Mature.
     
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    I googled donkey style and nothing...do you mean doggy?

    Ug I hear that happens to everyone at one time or another, especially when you're doing it doggy.


    My SO and I just started having sex a few weeks ago for the first time and I would die of embarrasment if I ever did that.
     
  21. Abomb

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    hah, I thought I read somewhere that donkey style was basically doggy style with the chick standing up and bending over trying to grab her ankles. guess i was wrong :p
     
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    I like to blow air into her pussy just to see what she'll do when she queefs it out. I think its funny as hell. She gets super embarrassed, she still hasnt caught on to what I'm doing.
     
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    Take a joke! Wow!

    This is a touchy subject for you it seems.
     
  24. Hunt

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    :rofl::bowrofl:
     
  25. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I know how to take a joke. I already stated how my SO and I think it is hilarious. However, you just come off as a dick when you say you tell her those things knowing it upsets her just so you get a laugh.
     

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