MIL So my Army son called me from Kuwait

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  1. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    He's on his way to CONUS, where he plans to spend the next two weeks having crazy sex with his girlfriend at a vacation beach house in Florida. Oh - and he's going to propose to her sometime in between coitus. :noes:
     
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    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    did he ask you to tape it?
     
  3. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    :hahano:
     
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    Twisted STi All wheel or no wheel OT Supporter

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    hey good for him. pics of gf?
     
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    right on!
     
  6. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    All I have are noods :dunno:











































    just kidding - but I won't post her pics. :fawkd:
     
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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  8. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    I don't think they are ready for a 3-way :dunno:
     
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    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    Besides wouldn't they be looking for someone born in the last 20yrs?
     
  10. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    They're not into exhibitionism either. :coolugh:

    You're kinda kinky, aren't you? :naughty:
     
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    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    Okay President Reagan
     
  12. TRN

    TRN Well-Known Member

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    Where at in Kuwait?

    The USO that is nicer than some people's homes?
     
  13. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    I dunno. He said they didn't get there in time to make the flight, so they were sleeping on cots in a tent and hoping to get out the next day. :x:
     
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    asshole dont eat yellow snow! OT Supporter

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    hahaha that just reminds me of the big lebowski .... coitus

    Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
    The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
    Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
    The Dude: Oh yeah?
    Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
    The Dude: Johnson?
    Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
    The Dude: 'Scuse me?
    Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
    The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
    Maude Lebowski: You're not interested in sex?
    The Dude: You mean coitus?

    " whos got your undeez walter?"

    " Nobody fucks with the jeezus "

    http://thugbot.net/features/lebowski/

    Sorry went on a lebowski tangent there
     

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