So Max Payne is PG-13 WTF????

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  1. houz

    houz New Member

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    Now that i've seen that, i'm not going to see it in theaters. How the fuck can a movie that looks like that be PG-13.
     
  2. Variant

    Variant Cast in the name of God, ye not guilty.

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    :rofl:

    really? my interest in this movie just dropped from minimal to nothing.
     
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    Still looks good, I'll see it tonight maybe.
     
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    It's called money. Giving it a PG-13 ratings opens it up to more viewers and high box office sales.

    Either they edited enough to get that rating or someone pulled some strings and got it rated that way.
     
  5. WildBull

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    it's getting like 2/5 stars :-(
     
  6. bowrofl

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    A shitty movie based on a video game? No wai!
     
  7. 04JETTA

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    I did not know this pass
     
  8. RedDevil

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    Saw it tonight. I'd give it 3.5/5. It stuck pretty close to the game, which was good for once.
     
  9. slimjim

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    Seriously? The preview makes it look like it doesn't at all. What are those flying black creatures? A product of Valkyr trip or something?
     
  10. CabbieNamedAxel

    CabbieNamedAxel OTCC|SF OT Supporter

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    Yea, they said something like 99% of the people who take Valkyr just trip balls and see demons and shit. 1% become badasses.

    I didn't play the game, no idea if its similar in story at all.
     
  11. jstro

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    the movie wasn't totally faithful to the plot of the games. it left a lot of stuff out, but that's to be expected. i actually really liked it though, (probably only because i loved the games). it's actually a pretty good movie.
     
  12. sportsjunkie

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    i had no idea this movie was a game, the movie was meh at most.
    lol @ music artists in the movie. would have been decent if it had a better cast imo.
     
  13. tim duncan

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    Fuck that shit was terrible. Waste of 8 bucks
     
  14. valvefloat

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    It wasn't bad and it wasn't good, it was just weak.
     
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    Fucking :werd: this movie sucked.
     
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    max payne? so, what's that all about....say hi to your mother for me okay :naughty:
     
  17. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I heard this movie is horrendous. Did anyone actually see it?
     
  18. RedDevil

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    Ya I saw it and it definetely wasn't horrible.
     
  19. Tycoon

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    I liked it.
     
  20. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Could someone who liked the movie explain why they liked it and someone who hated the movie explain why they hated it?
     
  21. CabbieNamedAxel

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    It wasn't the most intelligent movie, but it was awesome for a mindless flick with plenty of action and explosions and Marky Mark kicking ass. The scenes where he's all nus on Valkyr and starts roaring were incredible. I know a lot of my friends thought it was cheesy and overdone, but you could just feel his rage and you knew he was about to fuck someone up.
     
  22. jstro

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    i liked it, because i enjoyed playing the games, and while the plot of the movie wasn't identical, it did have a lot of similar locations that felt nostalgic (roscoe st. station, aesir building, etc.). it definitely doesn't deserve the horrible reviews it's getting. it's not a great movie, but it's not a terrible one either. i would see max payne again over most of the movies in theaters right now
     
  23. Katsumoto

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    I was really excited to see it, thought it looked great.
    Watched it the first weekend and thought it was pretty bad. Bad plot, and a lot of it didn't make any sense. Nothing like I was expecting, and I am easy to please when it comes to movies.
     

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