So last night at the bar I said fuck it...

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  1. Achmiel

    Achmiel Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshi

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    ...and went up to as many chicks I could to say hi & bullshit with. Of course I was buzzed from the beers I had, but whatever...

    There's a popular local band that plays Wed. nights there, and the girl to guy ratio was off the chain. Some girls I had briefly met before, but alot of them I had never met.

    I was so into it, I took a dude I just met (after I hit on his sister :rofl: ) and introduced him to random chicks too :bigthumb:

    I didn't score any numbers, but the whole point was to get over this hump of being scared of rejection. Of all the chicks, only two gave me the "I have a boyfriend" line. I wanted to say something smart, but instead I said, "no prob" and walked away.

    Anybody have any good lines to say when the "I have a boyfriend" line comes up?

    oh and the sister & her crew actually met my buddy and I up at Waffle House afterwards, but had to leave due to some random guy taking their friend outside - I guess she was worried for her friend :rofl:
     
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    bandwagon Copy/Paste

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    -"I'm interested in you, not your boyfriend, but I'm flattered"
    -"We just met and you are already telling me about your problems"
    -Ignore it and continue with the conversation and ask for the number again later when you have better rapport
    -"Whoah whoah, boyfriend? You didn't think I was INTERESTED in you like THAT?" (with a sly grin)

    A fun technique is to let her know that you are convinced that she is stalking you. Say you bump into a girl for the second time in the evening... "Whoah dude. You're totally stalking me aren't you?! Sorry, I already have a nice big collection of those, I don't need another." and then playfully turn your back on her. This should get you a good solid smack in the arm. "Whoah, now my stalker is turning violent." Get out cell phone to call 911. ETC
     
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    :rofl:

    I love it.

    Yeah, it's an excuse to see if you can take the heat. Just blow it off with a funny come back line and keep going.

    "So why are you here alone?" or some variation...
     
  5. Achmiel

    Achmiel Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshi

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    You guys rock! I'm going to definitely remember those!

    But I'm just happy to have flipped my switch on so to speak :bigthumb:
     
  6. keleko

    keleko yes, he is

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    good, now do it when you're sober




    IB:noes:
     
  7. Achmiel

    Achmiel Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshi

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    Seriously, if I go out tomorrow night, I'm going to try and remain somewhat sober to see if I can pull it off....
     
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    keleko yes, he is

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    IBfailure :mamoru:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    Best collection of pick up lines ever. Some are hysterical, some awesme, some are down right WRONG...but funny as hell. Enjoy

    http://linesthataregood.com/
     
  12. Gladiator

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    lol sounds like you know what you're doing ;)
     
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    i cannot stand using lines.....i feel like such a jackass. I'd rather be my awkward self, than try to use little games and chessy/sleezy lines :dunno:
     
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    Achmiel Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshi

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    If I fail, I will just get drunk and try it again :mamoru:
     
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    keleko yes, he is

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    :mamoru:
     
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    Achmiel Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshi

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    But... but... I just got a hair cut too :wtc:
     
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    "That's alright, he doesn't have to know about us"

    a bit sleazy, but you can back out of it with a j/k after it.
     
  18. NJGuy

    NJGuy "Fuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmef uckmefuckmefuckmefuckm OT Supporter

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    -"We just met and you are already telling me about your problems"

    Thats a beautiful one right there. HAHAH!
    Im going to remember that one.
     
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    NJGuy "Fuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmef uckmefuckmefuckmefuckm OT Supporter

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    :ugh:

    Just kidding should be the on the bottom of the list of things to say.
    Cant stand a "JUST KIDDING" retreat from a girl or a guy for any reason. Shows extreme lack of spine.
     
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    jtl090179 Oh I get it, yeah. He's the girl, then you're the OT Supporter

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  21. Achmiel

    Achmiel Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshi

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    Update: Went to a totally different bar last night to see that band again with a good female friend of mine. Wasn't even looking to talk to anybody, I was just happy to catch up with my friend and talk.I somehow ended up making out with this hot chick in the later part night. She was saying, "you're soo hot" and the whole nine. We were dancing and she was basically taking my hands and had me feel her up :naughty:

    Well, I got the digits and she wanted me to take her home :noes: We get halfway to my car and she backed out saying "I should go back to my friends..." (which is OK, I really wasn't prepared for the sex0ring), gives me a kiss goodbye and goes back to her friends... This is getting VERY interesting...

    Moral of the story: Pay your tab in cash so you can get the fuck outta the bar with the quickness. You never know when a chick will change her mind... And have condoms ready at the crib (which I am buying some today, just in case :x:

    Oh, and yes, I was a bit drunk.... again. :mamoru:
     
  22. TheNiz

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    :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

    nice job man, way to get back on that horse, figuratively speaking of course :mamoru:

    let me know what happens when you call her.
     
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    What's your man got to do wit me.
    I ain't tryin to hear that, see.
     

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