MIL So it looks like i have mono

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  1. MumblingJoe169

    MumblingJoe169 New Member

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    WTF 2 weeks before I leave to BOLC II and FT Sill, I contract mono.

    I've probably had it since i went to spain and hooked up with that dirty ohio state slute :mad:

    what are they gonna do when i get there, since this is something ill have with me for a month or two and im being told not to do any strenuous activity so i don't rupture my spleen if its enlarged.
     
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    :rofl: at going to spain just to hook up with American chicks
     
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    first night :o
    its so easy when you don't need to leave the hostel lobby :rofl:
     
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    here at basic training land we sent the soldiers home on convalescent leave and then rolled them to the next class upon their return

    you will probably be on bitch detail..err blackbird status until you heal..think of it as permanent CQ and staff duty. do you have a profile?
     
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    tell me about your symptoms
     
  6. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    it's technically a STD
     
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    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    shut up ass hole. he kissed a whore. it's a sexual disease.
     
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    ohio state son..........
     
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    no i'm not at sill yet. Im doing gold bar recruiting at home.
     
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    its not herpes if its everywhere
     
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    ridiculously sore throat that hasn't seem to have gotten any better even though i had a penicillin shot on tuesday.
    i had a fever and night sweats that seemed to stop a couple of days ago.
    swollen right lymph node
    tonsil and back of throat were swollen and had whitish streak looking things on it
    i couldn't even get out of bed for a few days, though this morning and yesterday i seemed to have more energy
    somewhat dry cough
     
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    i was referring to when you report to sill after the recruiting thing
    show them the profile or whatever and they will decide if you will train or wait on blackbird status
     
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    meh
    shouldnt i have some say in it
     
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    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    No. Welcome to the military.

    On another note - isn't mono extremely contagious? It's probably not a good idea to stick you in a large open bay barracks any time soon. :noes:
     
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    probably not, especially since id hook up with the married lieutenants right away
     
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    Faggot.
     
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    Also call BOLC and ask if they want you in a different class and if you should stay on Gold Bar a little longer and/or come on down to BOLC and blackbird there.
     
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    thats what i was thinking. As soon as i get my blood test results so i have something i can fax them i'm gonna get on that.

    Thats why your the gold leaf and im the gold bar.
     
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    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    im gonna cough directly into your mouth sir
     
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    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    Well since you didn't get a vaunted assignment to Germany while I'm working on my third COT I don't see how that could be any time soon lefttenant
     
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    im gonna cough in an envelope and send it your way
     
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    I never really understood how people get mono.

    :dunno:
     
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    im surprised it took me this long to get it :dunno:
     
  25. dura

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    It was great having 10 cases of that shit basic. Gotta love water buffalos and retards keeping their canteen tips on the nozzle.
     

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