so if you had 9 days left to look your best at a pool party...

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  1. size18boarder

    size18boarder rhetorical OT Supporter

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    How would you plan those 9 days?
     
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    coke and diuretics
     
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    "When life gives you lemons - just say 'fuck the lemons' and bail"
     
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    when life gives you lemons paint that shit gold
     
  6. kit99bar

    kit99bar USPA Class 2, weak, old man!

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    you can dehydrate yourself the day of the pool party
     
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    Ricey McRicerton New Member

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    I love this time of year. :rofl:

    I'd use those 9 days to invent a time machine and go back a few months to cut as much weight as possible.
     
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    home surgery liposuction with a shop-vac
     
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    do abs every day non-stop and don't eat or drink water.
     
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    umm... starve for 6 days while eating nothing but diet pills and coke zero. then for 3 days only drink laxatives and whiskey. if you can get to day 9 without dying, youll be the first. but damn if everyone else didn't look sexy lying in the ER.
     
  11. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    i should ban you for that :mad:
     
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