So I weighed in at 232 last night....

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  1. Phineas Q Stork

    Phineas Q Stork Active Member

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    And I was 215 in the morning. Beer is good for the weight gain, but it goes away so fast :(
     
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    how the fuck is that even possible
     
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    Mad skills?
     
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    and poop lots. and run in asauna with a bag on your head :0
     
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    did you weigh yourself with a different scale?
     
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    you pissed out 17lbs :rofl:
     
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    definately, I always lose a shitload of weight after a night of drinkign
     
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    I usually only gain about 10 lbs though. I was quite suprised
     
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    tbizzle you smoke that shit?

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    No, same scale
     
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    ever weighed a beer? :eek3d:
     
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    dude you gianed 17 pounds by only drinking beer for a night? even though it mostly went away fast, you have to drink quite a bit of beer, how much did you have?
     
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    I don't see it as being possible. 17 pounds is around 2 gallons of fluid, or 8 liters and your bladder will only hold around 1 liter comfortably. The human body can not handle an extra 8 liters of fluid volume circulating around, you would die from congestive heart failure and pulmonary edema.

    Did you weigh on 2 different scales? Were you wearing steel toe boots, jeans with wallet/cell phone/$4 in change/keys when you weighed in at 232, and then weighed naked when you weighed 17 pounds less?

    The only time I see someone gain that much weight from fluid intake is when dialysis patients are non-compliant and drink a couple gallons of fluid in one day. Since they can't pee, the fluid just builds up, then they come to the hospital nearly dead when the CHF kicks in.

    I believe you are exaggerating a bit. :)
     
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    Yes you stupid twat, I was wearing steel toed boots w/ jeans w/ 20 rolls of quarters in my pockets. Why would I lie? To impress a faggot nurse like yourself?

    I had like 8 beers, drank over a gallon of water, and stuffed my face w/ cookies. So hard to believe? I got up and pissed over 15 times
     
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    Sgt. Ownage you gon' be just fiiiine

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    1 gallon is ~8.5lbs. So if he drank a 12 pack without pissing he would only gain that much. Of course there if the dehydration that occurs the next day, but I dont think it would be that much.
     
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