So, i was in the gym today lifting....

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  1. deznutz

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    ...guy walks up to me.....

    - mind you i dont like people talking to me when i lift, i am just in that "zone" and don't need to be bothered.

    NOT JOKING - in his hollister athletic t-shirt and asks me...

    him: "YOU SEEM TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. I AM TRYING TO GET A SIX PACK BY THE TIME SPRING BREAK COMES AROUND. WHAT DO I NEED TO DO?"

    me: "Don't Eat"

    ...and he walks away. :o

    Did i say the right thing...The spring breakers are out early...
     
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  3. Abomb

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    no

    you tell him you get a 6 pack by getting punched in the abs repeatedly over a 3 month period, daily
     
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    what a dizzick dude, he was being honest like all gym goers and u were little bitch!
     
  8. dieslow

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    You rly told him, dude
     
  9. ilovepie

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    :ugh: You're gay. You could've tried explaining him that there's more to weight lifting than abs. Way to be an arrogant asshole. The guy couldn't have been nicer to you, and if you had told him to eat a lot and lift hard, he probably would've listened to you, since you were a hero in his mind.

    :ugh2:
     
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    :rofl: yep, im SOOOO gay!
     
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    :hay::hay::hay::hay::hay:
     
  12. Formz

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    shut the fuck up
     
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    Devil I have become my terror. OT Supporter

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    :ugh: he's right
     
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    I'd have a hard time not saying the same sort of thing. People don't ever want to hear the real truth in the gym.

    Usually I recommend them a few lifting websites and leave it at that.
     
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    No he's not. And the thread starter said exactly what he should have.
     
  16. Fabian

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    shut the fuck up
     
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    or he could have helped him. ya, he asked a stupid ass question but we all need help in some things (be it the in the gym or out). you couldn't tell him to "read the fucking stickies."
     
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    coming from a 120lb guy that didn't meet with Chris when he was in the area and told him he'd come, what you said didn't mean much. sorry.
     
  19. deznutz

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    :squint: what is going on here.
     
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    yeah you're some kind of hardass at the gym aren't you
     
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    :ugh2: Me and Devil always fuck with other.
     
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    Devil I have become my terror. OT Supporter

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    I'm the ethug? You started it motherfucker. Don't talk shit that you can't back up. I have close connections with several of the mods here and I can get your ip address from fazle easily. you won't talk so tough when i'm at your front door with my right deltoid ramming towards your face.
     
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    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    This thread is all kinds of fagtastic.
     
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    i just jerked off and released my hot semen all over this thread
     
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    I'm a hard ass in my own gym. I don't actually go to a gym.
     
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