so i was going down on my GF

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  1. bubzee

    bubzee New Member

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    for the first time, and i the taste isnt workin for me...is there anything i can do to get myself to like it? just do it more? cause i know she really loves it...
     
  2. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    You have two choices:
    *deal with it
    *speak up in some way and make sure she is cleaning down there

    Does she have a lot of hair down there? If so, that is usually why it can smell. If she has little hair then she needs to clean better. It of course really just be her natural smell and the fact that you aren't used to the taste/smell-in which case you just have to deal with it.
     
  3. bubzee

    bubzee New Member

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    ok cool, but if it were a smell..how do i nicely put "can you clean up"
     
  4. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Well first of all, does she have a lot of hair down there?
     
  5. bubzee

    bubzee New Member

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    no its completely shaved, and we usually do stuff not long after she showers so it might just be a taste i have to aquire
     
  6. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Ahhh, ok. Yeah, my first tip would be to offer to take a shower with her :naughty: Then do the deed very soon after.

    It could be the taste still that you are not used to, honestly most men here I bet will come in and say they've experienced some funky tastes (let me say as a woman, you men don't taste amazing all the time either :hsugh:), but if it really is her not cleaning well the best thing you really can do for your sake is speak up.

    She's most likely going to be very embarassed and possibly hurt, but since you are a newb to it you can even claim that the smell/taste is kind of strange and ask innocently if she washes.
     
  7. bubzee

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    ok cool, i think ill try it a couple more times, and then if the scent changes or gets worse ill talk to her, cause its been the same the past 2 times...so it might just be her
     
  8. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :dunno: Yep, could be. Let me ask...what does is smell/taste like? I only ask because most men will say a penny or battery :)rofl: that sounds terrible, but they do say it).
     
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    Take 2 fingers, get her smell on them then hold them up to her nose and say, "Would you eat something that smelled like that?" :)

    But seriously....have a peppermint candy close by, put that in your mouth to freshen things up a bit.
     
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    Good thing I have a Thinkpad... I just dropped my laptop on the floor reading that. :rofl:
     
  11. Emfuser

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    Actually, this young man would benefit from chowing down at poon-tang town :)hsugh:) for a bit while they're in the shower. The water will help him acclimate to the taste.
     
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    :rofl: honestly, going down on her or fingering her, and then making sure your hands get close enough to her face that she CAN smell it, is probably a good start, don't say anything, but she might not even know what she's like down there.

    Also, as suggested, shower with her, go down on her IN the shower, and make some sort of comment about how much you love her taste when she's freshly scrubbed
     
  13. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :werd:
     
  14. Falconer

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    One of the gfs I've had had no taste at all down there. It was weird.

    Don't get me wrong, I love the taste of (clean) pussy, but with this girl, it was like I was going down on a phantom pussy. I had to rely on my other senses to make sure I was actually going down on her :rofl:
     
  15. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :rofl: I've been told I taste like nothing too, so that's weird. If anything I'd think I tasted like Dove soap, but :dunno:
     
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    :rofl::bowdown:

    I've had that too!
     
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    :bowrofl:
     
  18. Ev0lv3

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    Weird, i've only gone down on 3 women, the first, omg.. turned me off from it for YEARS! Then i dated another girl a few years after the first one and I went down on her, and it tasted like honey. So I enjoyed going down on her.

    The last one.. well she tastes just GOOD. Really didn't taste like anything, but whatever it was tasted good. And when she came, omg. lol, then its all weird putting your head up whiping all the liquids from my goatie and everything and try to be somewhat not so serious about it. Damn I wish I was still dating her, the sex was unbelievable.
     
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    this thread made me :rofl:
     
  20. stormywaters

    stormywaters Tornadoes are just wind...

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    Is she by any chance close to her period? My bf can tell when I'm about a week out because the taste down there changes. It then goes away about 2-3 days after I'm done bleeding.
     
  21. Falconer

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    Tastes like pennies :rofl:
     
  22. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Yep, at least that's what I've hear guys say. Or the "end of a battery" :rofl:
     
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    stormywaters Tornadoes are just wind...

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    :rofl: maybe, I've never tried it.
     
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    put a breathmint in yo mouf dumbass
     
  25. Falconer

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    Sniff a handful of pennies. Imagine that as a taste.
     

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