So I was at the gym today

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  1. Accido

    Accido New Member

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    And this dude out of no where says to me, "You can have all the veins you want, but in the end the women want size."

    I hadn't said a word to him either :ugh: This dude has zero muscle tone, was fat fat fat, and not to mention short. He was benching what looked like 250, I wasn't really paying attention. So anyway, yeah, he looked like he rolled out of bed, ate a garbage bag of twinkies, and came to the gym to workout.

    He then followed me around the gym for the rest of the day posing in the mirrors in front of me. :greddy:
     
  2. mkashew

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    He wants your size
     
  3. DoucheBag

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    he was implying that he's really a woman, and wanted you.
     
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    he wants your cock, in or around his mouth.
     
  5. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  6. egxflash

    egxflash Riding on the Midship Express

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    :wtf:

    i hate pricks that think they know what theyre talkin about and feel obligated to share their opinion. Personally, even if i think somebody at the gym is doing something pretty stupid imo, i dont say shit. As long as theyre not a threat to anybody else's safety, i let them do whatever they want.
     
  7. Uglybob69

    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    there are tons of crazy people at the gym

    crazysquatpsychupguy.mpg
     
  8. RICK RO$$

    RICK RO$$ Active Member

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    he wasn't talking about muscles bro
     
  9. Skeletor

    Skeletor Guest

    Generally, advice on women is best not taken from fat people. Or from me.
     
  10. jokka

    jokka OT Supporter

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    i was a wearing a yankees hat and some lunatic in tight spandex came over and started talking about italy and how italian girls love the yankees...i ignored him and on my way out i ran into him again and his last comment was "italians girls love asian boys!!!"
     
  11. DTR rex

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    Being Italian myself and knowing Italian women, this isn't true :rofl:

    Anyway, to the OP: The dude wanted you to make his mouth your cock-holster.
     
  12. Ceaze

    Ceaze https://hearthis.at/DoYouEvenUplift Moderator

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    italian men love asian boys
     
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    QFT

    Evo's shirtless back pictures are half the reason I even bother to come here
     
  14. ACLdestroyer

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    Lol @ getting harrassed and not responding.
     
  15. KIDRR

    KIDRR Duck dog>* OT Supporter

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    You're a lot more patient than I am.
     
  16. keeler

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    so tell me, what do italian women want? is it meatball subs? because i've been trying to pick up italian women using meatball subs and it hasn't been working.
     
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    have you tried lasagna? :ugh:
     
  18. keeler

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    yeah but it was too hot and burned my penis
     
  19. TZ

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    :rofl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
     
  20. riven

    riven Push the envelope. Watch it bend.

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    The dude was checking you out and wanted to see your main vein.
     
  21. evolude

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    you had me at Q... had me at Q

    i had italian friends while growing up and they had some hot gf... :naughty:
     
  22. timberwolf

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    Don't know about that, man.

    Whenever I went on vacation, Italian women seemed the most forward.
    They stare and you can't even say "why don't you take a pic, it'll last longer." Because they already have their camera out and are clicking away. Italian men were the same way with my gf.
     
  23. evolude

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    yeah ok

    stop pretending like all the women in the world are after you. when are you going to get real. i know this is the internet and people lie all the time but please do it in a manner where it's slightly believable.































    :mamoru::mamoru::mamoru:
     
  24. timberwolf

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    :o

    European women ftw.
     
  25. evolude

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    where in italy did you visit? did you visit other countries?
     
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