So I sharted today at the gym.

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  1. Layne Staley

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    Doing 45* Hypers, I thought I would just let a little one slip out undetected.....when in actuality I sharted foamy shit on myself :rofl:

    I took my underwear off in the dressing room and came back out to try again, and nearly sharted AGAIN, so I just went home.

    I knew my stomach was feeling weird,, but I thought it was just gas :rofl:
     
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    Always a preworkout deuce is dropped...
     
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    always always take a pre workout shit
     
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    Yeah, wouldn't have helped much today though. It was the foamy kind that just sneaks up on you when your stomach is fucked up.
     
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    my girlfriend says she loves sharters.
     
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    I can't lift on an upset stomach....

    I lifted with a broken wrist (I didn't know at the time), but when a shit's comin I'm OUTTA the gym asap. lifting+shits=sucks
     
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    I can't believe you sharted, threw away your underwear, then tried to work out again only to re-shart
     
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    hardcore :bowdown:
     
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    retorq What up bitch??

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    i didnt know i sharted till i got home one day. I was doing squats so i was sweating balls. I let a couple out during my rest periods and continued with my lifts. As i'm driving back.. i begin to smell human shit coming from the seats. quickly went home and started wiping. the reason it didnt smell was b/c my ass cheeks were so squished together from the pump that i never took notice of the smell.

    ass pump + hairy asshole = protection from teh sharts ? ftw
     
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    Next shart thread requires pics.
     
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    It was one of those clear, mucousy sharts that come with upset stomach sometimes.....know what I'm talking about?
     
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    i get those after eating a large blizzard
     
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    I haven't had one of those in a while. I remember a really bad one in grade school where I had to ditch my underwear in the bathroom trash during recess.
     
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    never sharted crew :wavey:

    I never eat before I lift though, if thats what causes it.
     
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    Never sharted either.

    But if my stomach is feeling odd, I will not do legs.

    I also usually try to take a pre-workout shit.
     
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    ever? :eek3:
     
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    god you faggots need diapers...:rofl:
     
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    I've had the weights on the bar in the squat rack and just thought 'this isn't going to end well' and took them right back off....:o
     
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    Oh god dude, you obviously lost an av-bet.....yeah I wouldn't post anymore until the bet was over lol.
     
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