Okay, so a buddy of mine is currently in basic training at Ft Jackson () and his past couple letters have basically chronicled how easy it is compared to mine (I'm 11b, so I went to Benning), so I decided to take matters into my own hands, you know, for his own good. I decided to send him a fully inflated sex pig, knowing full well that his Drills and everyone would be watching him open it. Today I recieved a letter from said friend and this is what it said: Dude. Fuck you. Do you know what they are making me do with that damn pig? First of all, they smoked me until like four a.m. so I'm writing this on no sleep. Second, they got a piece of rope and are making me walk the damn thing twice a day. And finally, they said that I now have to carry the thing with me on every ruckmarch from now on. How awesome am I?