GUN So I might have freaked out the walmart cashier

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  1. fatmoocow

    fatmoocow bored OT Supporter

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    My shopping list:

    Camp axe
    rope
    toolbox
    large bottle of amonia

    She's like "I'm not going to hear about this on the news am I?"

    I'm putting together a zombie survival kit for my friends birthday present. I would have added in a box of WWB if it wasn't 18 dollars per box :ugh:

    They didn't have Shawn of the Dead so I had to pick that up at target. I really should have done some advanced planning and picked up some zombie targets and other cool shit at the fun show.
     
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    "Where is the childrens candy at?"
     
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    i want one for my b-day,

    i would laugh my ass off if i opened up a box and all that was in there
     
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    Dumbstixlars Ron Paul/AR-15/Glock/old car/Scooby/R/C croo OT Supporter

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    TL1000RSquid ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    Yeah missing the candy, lube and tarp/garbage bags.
     
  6. fatmoocow

    fatmoocow bored OT Supporter

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    I found some anti-scent wipes at gander (for hunting), but they're so bad ass that I'm keeping them for my self.
     
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    i want to go buy that shit just to see if they say anything :rofl:
     
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    Squid, the resident expert.
     
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    :rofl: Same thing kinda happened to me last night. I went to walmart at about 11PM and needed some 9mm rounds. They had to escort me out of the store as soon as I bought them and everyone was giving me a wierd look. :rofl: :hsugh:
     
  10. hsmith

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    thats what happens when you shop naked :ugh:
     
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    :rofl: I guess you're right. :o
     
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    Sloi Back up in your ass with the resurrection

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    Could be worst, man... up here, they make you feel like a criminal for buying a gun. Not necessarily the stores/employees, just the system itself.
     
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    :wtf:

    I have never been escorted out of wal-mart due to ammo. Acting like a mentally challenged individual and ripping open bags of funyuns and such, yeah, but not for an ammo purchase.
     
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    I bought 10 or 12 boxes once. Walked out by myself. :confused:

    Only comment I got was from the clerk. "What if the guy behind you want some too?"

    lol
     
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    What's the ammonia for?
     
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    THT The easy way is always mined

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    I got a weird look when I bought:

    Duct tape (ran out so I needed more)
    Rope (bundling random crap for storage
    One cement gardening fixture, a trim piece about the length of my forearm (was one short while landscaping)
    Brillo pads (needed for cleaning my filthy sink)
    Isopropyl alcohol (needed to clean CPUs for a couple computers I was building)
    Rubber gloves (to go with the brillo pads in cleaning of my filthy sink)
    Condoms (was planning on have sex with the woman)

    It helped that she was with me but the cashier said something to the effect of, "Got an interesting night planned, I see..."
     
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    qft


    It takes 20 minutes to get someone to open the case and then they generally ask you what you are doing with it. :ugh:

    edit: I thought you were talking about Walmart making you feel like a criminal for buying ammo lol
     
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    In case of superhuman vampire zombies (Iamlegend) ammonia will cover up your scent at the front door so they don't hunt you down and rip open your roof with bare hands.
     
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    the best part of walmart is going, getting a bag of chips and eating while shopping :o
     
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    [DWI] Master of Nothing

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    I've been escorted out, but that was for buying a rifle and ammo at the same time. They called a manager over the loudspeaker "we need a manager to sporting goods for a 4473." but not for ammo alone.
     
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    I was escorted out because this old guy was telling me the 7.62 and my .22 rounds I bought where "handgun" bullets and that I could be packing.....blah blah blah
     
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    "can you help me load this in my van? Oh yea, what aisle is the KY jelly on?"


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    fatmoocow bored OT Supporter

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    I think I'm going to get my other friend the following items for his birthday

    bucket
    ammonia
    bleach
    bag of Halloween candy
    rapist glasses
    duct tape
     
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    you need a saw or an axe at the same time.
     
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    ooo christmas tree saw ftw!
     

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