MMA So I may not have any "real fights", but.....

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  1. Nomad

    Nomad Active Member

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    [I have a black eye]

    i'm completely 100% not cool at all.



    story behind it.

    I was at walmart yesterday and i was trying to open my car door which sorta froze shut, so i was pulling the bitch hard, and it popped open and whacked me in the face....

    i hate my life
     
  2. Mega-JC: Da Return

    Mega-JC: Da Return Tiger Knee!

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  3. Kenny Dalglish

    Kenny Dalglish New Member

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    teep New Member

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    go fuck that door up brah
     
  5. $lacker

    $lacker FD/Dental/Canadian/Cage Crews OT Supporter

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
    You can come up with a cooler story than that
     
  6. rtzcom

    rtzcom bon wons! fight slepa for life sone!~

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    never back down
     
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    Optamix New Member

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    This site has cheered me up many times.
     
  8. Kenny Dalglish

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    Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

    :rofl:
     
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    Always good for a laugh and to feel way better about yourself.
     
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    Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

    :bowrofl:
     
  11. Nomad

    Nomad Active Member

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    its an Audi A4, no matter what i do, it'll always be better than me
     
  12. Nomad

    Nomad Active Member

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    i swear to the zombie jew savior i did not make that up
     
  13. adrenalin112

    adrenalin112 New Member

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    call it names and tell it that its mom was a vw bus.
     
  14. turbodude

    turbodude Just a photographer OT Supporter

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    holy fuck lol
     
  15. f-g

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    lol
     
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    Kenny Dalglish New Member

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    shin pain sucks.. :wtc:
     
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  18. turbodude

    turbodude Just a photographer OT Supporter

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    this is a real gem

    "Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he leaves. I waited 5, in the card it said "it's not working out, but here's 20$". FML"

    hahaaahahah :bowrofl:
     
  19. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    :rofl: I've done that before, fuckin embarrassing.

    Holy shit that site rocks.

     
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  20. SaviouR

    SaviouR Dallas - Choke City :(

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    If you submit your OP to that website I'll vote yours as "You deserved it." :rofl:
     

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