So I may be losing my virginity tonight.

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  1. Eko

    Eko New Member

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    Any tips bitches?:x:
    1. Relax
    2. Have fun
    missing anything? she knows I'm a virgin and is wanting to teach me.
     
  2. Use a condom. :bigthumb:
     
  3. lauren

    lauren Active Member

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    it's hardly ever what it is built up to be. with that in mind, don't worry about making a fool of yourself. have fun, that's the point, right? follow her lead, don't get pissed off when nature throws you a curveball.


    unless you're looking at it from an evolutionary standpoint, in which case it's serious bidness. :noes:
     
  4. Eko

    Eko New Member

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    yea I have a box in my car in case of emergencies anyway.........
    father in college ftl
     
  5. ware_ru

    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    make sure to lube your butt up first


    ;) don't worry about it mate, enjoy
     
  6. Kev07

    Kev07 New Member

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    Posting this thread screwed you over.

    :dunno: Everytime I see someone post something about getting laid soon, it fucks them over. :dunno:
     
  7. Eko

    Eko New Member

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    If it happens it happens if it doesn't it doesn't :dunno:
     
  8. lauren

    lauren Active Member

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    you know that's like one of the worst places you can keep them, right? guess it's better than nothing. :hsughno:


    edit: late night grammar :o
     
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    Indeed, think constantly negative and atleast you won't get dissapointed, right? :squint:
     
  10. Eko

    Eko New Member

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    :ooops
     
  11. Kev07

    Kev07 New Member

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    Well I didn't mean it that way.

    Psycological effects of thinking you are going to get laid screwed you over imo
     
  12. OneTonGoldfish

    OneTonGoldfish Active Member

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    try to last more than 5 min....
    how old are you?
     
  13. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    You shouldn't have sex until you spell "losing" correctly.
     
  14. Title fixed per your request. :rofl:
     
  15. Eko

    Eko New Member

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    yea sorry after 12 my brain starts shutting down...... but we are meeting up at 6
     
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    Emfuser Nuclear Moderator Super Moderator

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    Go get yourself some fresh condoms and some lube. :bigthumb:
     
  17. Takitome

    Takitome New Member

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    So, how did your night go?

    Details, details
     
  18. Eko

    Eko New Member

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    night is about to start

    we are confirming where we are meeting and then I'm outa here
     
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    lots lots lots lots lots o did i say lots? OF FOREPLAY! Most common mistake is to just jam your shit in the hole. There is a fuckload more pleasure to sex than just pounding her, even though thats part of it.
     
  20. Eko

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    they are pretty fresh every party my friends and I go to we always pick one up just in case........ Dorm parties you just never know what may happen. Just my friends have had more luck than I in the past:o
     
  21. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Remember that lasting under 4 mins is not the end of the world.
     
  22. Eko

    Eko New Member

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    I'm expecting it:mamoru: shes expecting it:mamoru: any lube suggestions
     
  23. HouseLing

    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    really, why?





    i need to go take mine out of my glove box :o
     
  24. Original

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    It gets hot. Wallet is the worst place. More prone to break.
     
  25. HouseLing

    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    doh, good thing i havnt had to use them lately :o


    its been there for years :squint:

    you dont love me anymore :wtc:
     

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