COMIC So I just watched Wolverine... *Spoilers*

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  1. Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

    Chitty Chitty Gang Bang OTCC

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    1. Sabretooth and Wolverine are Brothers
    2. Wolverine's girl is a decoy love, fake dies, turns out to really love him, really dies...
    3. Wolverine's girl is Emma Frost's sister
    4. Prof X. has some screen time
    5. Sabretooth captures Scott Summers, fucking up their encounter in X-men
    6. Deadpool's mouth gets sewn shut
    7. Deadpool has Scott Summers' Optic Blast
    8. Deadpool has Wolverine's healing factor
    9. Deadpool can teleport
    10. Deadpool gets decapitated
    11. Deadpool is played by someone other than Ryan Reynold's...
    12. Deadpool...
    13. Why did they do that to Deadpool?! :wtf:
    14. The Blob really isn't that bad of a guy
    15. Sabretooth and Wolverine end the fiasco on a good note...

    God. Damn. It.

    Fucking Thing Sucks
     
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    Corz ha ha! snikt

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    http://www.comcast.net/articles/entertainment-eonline/20090402/b107291/

    Studio Snarls at Wolverine Leak


    20th Century Fox's claws are bared.
    The studio has vowed to prosecute whomever is responsible for a full-length copy of X-Men Origins: Wolverine ending up online Tuesday, a month ahead of its May 1 release date.
    "We forensically mark our content so we can identify sources that make it available or download it," Fox said today in a statement. "The source of the initial leak and any subsequent postings will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law—the courts have handed down significant criminal sentences for such acts."
    The FBI and Motion Picture Association of America are investigating, they said.
    Calling the leaked cut an "incomplete and early version" of the Hugh Jackman-starring action film, the studio said it only contained temporary sound and music and was missing various scenes and special effects.
    So don't go thinking the actual Wolverine is going to suck or anything.
    "We are encouraged," Fox continued, "by the support of fansites condemning piracy and this illegal posting and pointing out that such theft undermines the enormous efforts of the filmmakers and actors and, above all, hurts fans of the film."
    But, according to one studio exec, they aren't too concerned that a premature Internet audience is going to steal the X-Men prequel's theatrical thunder.
    "People who are going to download and watch it on their computer were either never going to pay to see it anyway or they're the type of super-fan who was going to go 10 times in the first week," a Fox honcho tells EW.com.
    "Seeing a spectacle movie like this one on your computer is not the same as seeing with a communal audience, and I don't think this is going to hurt them that much."

    :hsugh:
     
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    I liked it...

    The question is: Was it a clone of Wilson, or him falling (in a smoke stack, the irony)....??
    If it was him, will his head grow back...??
    Stryker may have advanced his healing factor so you have to remove his whole spinal column to kill him...
    remember, in the Professor X files on taking out different mutants it did say that you'd have to remove Logan's head from the AREA after decapitation or his body would try to connect back w/ the head...

    my real only problem with this movie is how long Deadpool/WeaponXI's swords in his arms were...
    blades can't be longer than his forearms...
    short swords would be ok...

    can't wait to go see the finished product at theaters...
     
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    so, theories on how wilson returns...??

    can't wait to hear him say how he had to slice open his own mouth so he could talk again...
     
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    tolomei Leaving Las *****-Vegas

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    They made Wolverine super emo. That was kind of gay.
     
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    people defending this movie are faggots and are encouraging fox to fuck up comic movies
     
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    People wearing batman costumes in their av are faggots and are encouraging everyone else to make fun of comic nerds.
     
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    :ugh:

    it was good, better than the first X-Men....

    almost as good as the second...

    deal with it...


    now, back to deadpool...

    I remember Stryker saying he used his son's powers in this Weapon XI project...
    so, I'm guessing this will replace the image inducer Wade uses in the comics..
    we've got teleportation covered, image, blades...

    I'm good...

    in the movie it'll prob be Ryan Renolds when Wade wants to be "himself", Scott Adkins when he puts the hood/mask on or they show his deformed visage...
     
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    Pitt 1-1-11 — Never Forget OT Supporter

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    This.
     
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    I think people need to stop expecting comic book movies to be great, faithful adaptations of the books. What works in comics very often simply does not work in movies.
     
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    Pitt 1-1-11 — Never Forget OT Supporter

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    yeah, because giant space cloud was so much better.
     
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    The Fantastic Four movies were terrible no matter how you cut it. The biggest problem is that when comics get changed for movies, it's not even to enhance the story usually. It's just to reduce it to the lowest common denominator so every retarded moviegoer will pay to see the movie.
     
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    deadpool said maybe 3 lines in the entire fucking movie and look retarded in the end it was a horrible movie and an abomination. I wasnt entertained it was long winded and boring. Other reviewers thought that so its not just me.
     
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    wow, that movie sucked so fucking hard.


    i honestly think that daredevil was better.
     
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    the xmen movies make no sense now
     
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    FANBOYS DEMAND AN ALIEN SQUID IN WATCHMEN!!!!!!
     
  17. Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

    Chitty Chitty Gang Bang OTCC

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    They don't have to be great or perfect. They just can't be pure shit.
    Examples of good comic to movie features are:
    Spider-Man 2
    Watchmen
    The Dark Knight
    X-men and X2
    Iron-Man
    Incredible Hulk

    Unless this "rough copy" was the "whoops" copy... Wolverine's going to be the bottom of the barrel in my list of Comic Movies to watch...

    edit-
    Tossed IronMan in there. :h5:
     
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    dont forget iron man
     
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    i love how people love to hate on me even though the movie was just plain bad
     
  20. Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

    Chitty Chitty Gang Bang OTCC

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    Just plain bad doesn't even describe what I saw.
    And that's taking in mind that I didn't care about the missing CGI or FX.
     
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    no post credits scene?
     
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    there was, it was retarded but it was there
     
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    I havent even seen it but I'm thinking about hating on you just for the fuck of it.
     
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