LGBT So I have a new co-worker...

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  1. suckmyexhaust

    suckmyexhaust New Member

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    ... and he has been sending out mixed signals for the past 8 hours. Pastry chef at a local hotel, has the limp wrist out the car window, and mentioned some diva's when I asked him about the music he likes.

    I know that's not enough to go on, but how should I approach him.
     
  2. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    While you are talking to him, randomly ask "...soooo...do you eat pussy or suck dick?"
     
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    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    If you don't like the direct route, you can always rely on stereotypes. Like, what kinda shoes does he wear, does he go to a barber or a salon, does he use 'product'...does he know what 'product' is, etc... Listen to him: does he express his feelings about anything other than sports (ask him about a book, or a song, or a movie...str8t men stereotypically stop at 'it was good/bad'). Test him: which of the following does not belong—Prada, Dolce, Versace, or Harbor Bay. Watch him: notice where he looks....does he steal glances at your crotch?

     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    Frakin stereotypes...
     
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    Does he own a shoe rack? = teh GAY.
     
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    Teh_Sponge Hey, I got a sub now...

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    :rofl:
     
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    agreed.... :hsugh:
     
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    Wolf No one plans to take the path that brings you lowe

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    :mamoru: gay != queen
     
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    RenaultFreak OMG

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    if he responds positively to all this I reccomend you to get over him and look for a less girlie queen :mamoru: being friends with him would be like being with your sister (btw I said that today to a friend and he got pussyhurt at me :o )
     
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    So I know that there is going to be 3 teams of two leaving on Monday. I am a road captian for my job and I am going to hopefully get him as my driving buddy. Each team takes out two cars and has to put roughly 350 miles on the car before the end of the shift. I am hoping to get that done w/ some time to spare.
     
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    what exactly do you do?

    and what are your plans for that spare time? :naughty:
     
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    spiffy_badrock I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

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    Sounds like a rally or autocross thing, sholnay. I could be wrong though.
     
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    Sorta right there. I am now getting paid to drive cars and write down what I think is wrong with them and see how it can be fixed/altered/what not.

    These car's aren't even on the market now, just last second testing before they are shipped to dealerships.
     
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    thats cooooool =)

    but you still didnt answer my question - what happens with the extra time???? :big grin:
     
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    wanna come down to Naples and find out ;)
     
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    fuckin a i do.
     
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    So I drove with him for about 8 hours today and found out a little more. He has a male room mate, not sure if it's a bf or not, likes dirty martini's, into live dance music and is getting ready for his promotion.

    Never asked or came close, but I keep on seeing the limp wrist hanging out the window.
     
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    haha, ive never really been in your situation, I guess I KINDA am right now with someone (giggles knows the story) but ya, i'd say just ask him.. but thats way easier typed than done :big grin: why not ask him if he has a g/f or not? maybe that would segway in to the topic of sexuality - maybe he'll ask you if youve got a g/f etc.. you could drop the bomb there :eek3: take it from nike.. just do it!
     
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    so, i finally asked the guy tonight if he was gay.. the situation I am in... turns out he is, and now were planning a bunch of stuff :)

    this is the first gay person I know that I interact with daily!!!! im so excited!!!
     
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    :bigthumb: congrats!
     
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    :bigthumb: hopefully I will be in your situation soon. He and I work tomorrow and I am the new route captian;) I'll keep you guys updated.
     
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    it was easier for me cause I had the stalking bonus of using myspace to check out specifics.... :)

    good luck! =)
     
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    nice dective work there:bigthumb:
     

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