So, I gave a chick multiple orgasms with a foot rub

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  1. polishillusion

    polishillusion New Member

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    I'm sorry, but I have to say it, and say it loud - I honestly do not think of myself as a sexual creature, but I was on a date, and started giving her a foot rub, and then I started really getting into it with my knuckles and the palms of my hands, and the girl started to moan, and gyrate, and then she fucking squirted buckets.

    I just feel like I need to tell someone because it was so fucking awesome.


    Still did not get laid though. (The kicker) :(
     
  2. GammaRadiation

    GammaRadiation Active Member

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  3. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    WAT

    She squirted when you rubbed her feet?!



    Where do you live and why the fuck aren't you at my house right now?! :squint:
     
  4. Deborah

    Deborah Seeing is believing, but I don't want to know.

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    she peed for you:mamoru:
     
  5. wolfskymoon

    wolfskymoon Guest

    Your fucked. Why would she bother with your penis when your foot can do everything minus the std / sex cells.
     
  6. 04JETTA

    04JETTA OT Supporter

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    That's freaking awesome :bowdown:
     
  7. Ford4Life

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    Maybe she was a model. You should PM him and get her number.

    You could give her foot massages and remain a virgin for the rest of your life.
     
  8. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

    WTF that was incredible :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    ILUFORD
     
  9. FoolioABC

    FoolioABC New Member

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    I never post here, but I just wanted to make my mark to show that I was here for this epic reply
     
  10. ChipOnShoulder

    ChipOnShoulder New Member

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    well played good sir, well played.
     
  11. D7

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    Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
     
  13. greenpillow

    greenpillow New Member

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    EPIC win.
     
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    greenpillow New Member

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    She sure did put her best foot forward...
     
  15. greenpillow

    greenpillow New Member

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    she wasnt pussy-footing around was she?
     
  16. Boosh Dag

    Boosh Dag Guest


    Awesome.


    This makes me want beer to unlock the model thread so the amazingness can continue in there.
     
  17. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    damn.

    quick dude, set up a business traveling the US offering foot massages. And then get the sexah when they :clit: a few times
     
  18. D7

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    Wait, LP doesn't like massages nor does she want her feet touched :mamoru:
     
  19. wolfskymoon

    wolfskymoon Guest

    hey I might be a virgin but I got an American Express card when I was 18! :coolugh:
     
  20. ChipOnShoulder

    ChipOnShoulder New Member

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    :ugh2:

    I don't know if you honestly expect anyone to be impressed with that tidbit.
     
  21. Deborah

    Deborah Seeing is believing, but I don't want to know.

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl: Sometimes he should just NOT say anything.
     
  22. ChipOnShoulder

    ChipOnShoulder New Member

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    NEVAR! Major source of entertainment would be lost!

    Wolf, just busting your balls man, don't stop being you.

    I'm sure there is some girl out their who will find your peculiarities enchanting. I'd take out a million dollar loan, and sell everything I own to bet that she aint a model though.:cool:
     
  23. Dargone

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    Good work mang. I give a pretty good foot massage, but nothing like that has ever happened. I salute you...
     
  24. Boosh Dag

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    :eek3::eek4::ugh::rofl::gives:
     
  25. outlaws

    outlaws C.R.E.A.M.

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    this is how you pork a model! flash your credit card in her face :naughty:
     

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