so i gained a freddy mercury sized butt load of weight

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  1. Bodhi

    Bodhi My crotch is red .. my lambos blue .. and ill be g

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    went from 148ish and 11-12% to around .. 176 and a fupa like pussy fluff above my dick ..


    this ever happen to anyone here?

    i went for a run the other day and it felt like i got raped by the entire cast of 300 .. before they air brushed their abs on .. my lower back hurts .. my knees hurt .. the only thing that doesn't hurt .. is my dick .. and i exercise that shit until im shooting blanks yosemite sam style


    .. IN for shedding the jelly cause my body's too bootylicious
     
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    Sounds like one hell of a bulk
     
  3. Ichinichi

    Ichinichi take dat blue pill

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  4. Bodhi

    Bodhi My crotch is red .. my lambos blue .. and ill be g

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    stopped eating tuna because it had too much mercuriez and wasn't dolphin safe enough brah

    fuckin save the whales guy
     
  5. Elfling

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    You're only 20 pounds heavier than me, you're not fat yet.
     
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    :rofl:

    How tall are you, we weigh about the same :wtc:
     
  7. jehan60188

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    diet and exercise. cut your calories by 15%-30%, and go for long, slow runs, bike rides, lap swims, or any other aerobic activity that lasts at least 45 minutes.
     
  8. 4cd-Air

    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    are you like 4' 8"?
     
  9. evolude

    evolude OT Supporter

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    I'm just several pounds more than you.

    You're not fat.

    Thought Pur was working with you?
     
  10. Ichinichi

    Ichinichi take dat blue pill

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    i think he's concerned about the bolded statement, as opposed to his weight.
     
  11. evolude

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    Yeah I was sorta joking.

    Fupas FTL.
     
  12. <Mark>

    <Mark> A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut wit

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    uh...I wouldn't do the long slow cardio. Hit up some intervals, you burn more calories and your metabolism stays elevated longer.
     
  13. Bodhi

    Bodhi My crotch is red .. my lambos blue .. and ill be g

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    im the poster child to show everyone what happens when women destroy your self worth .. hahahah .. and why pur's shit works better than anyone elses fly by night bullshit


    changin' gears a bit .. gonna train for a different reason now
     
  14. Bodhi

    Bodhi My crotch is red .. my lambos blue .. and ill be g

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    on a good day



    forgot that there were actually a bunch of fat people that post up in hurr .. fat to me is anything over 13-14% bf .. because it feels disgusting
     
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    pics of your fatness
     
  16. Bodhi

    Bodhi My crotch is red .. my lambos blue .. and ill be g

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    way too self conscious right now


    fuck a pinch test .. i can grab a roll with my hand right now on my tummy



    and your avi makes my mouth water .. where 6 months ago it just would've made my asshole wet
     
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    *sighs*
     
  18. Bodhi

    Bodhi My crotch is red .. my lambos blue .. and ill be g

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    these responses are gold

    :cool:
     
  19. Ep

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    i've acquired a huge fucking ass and it's pissing me off. girls keep making comments about how big it is. I'll take the ass over a fupa though
     
  20. Damnation

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    Girls like dudes with back bro
     
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    I noticed.. 3 girls I work with keep making comments about it and "accidentally" bumping into it. it's huge though:noes:
     
  22. Damnation

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    dat ass
     
  23. Bodhi

    Bodhi My crotch is red .. my lambos blue .. and ill be g

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    pics of ass
     
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    seriously. Nothing worse than a flat ass.
     
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