GUN So how do I go about joining the civilian defense force?

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  1. TL1000RSquid

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    What kind of equipment will we be issued?
     
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    As of right now it looks like white sheets and a Bic lighter.
     
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    Sorry thought he was talking about my civilian defense force.
     
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    In GA, it's a lot of training for disaster response.
     
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    I want in. I support comrade Obama and the USSA!
     
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  7. You get a UN flag, a white flag, an environmentally friendly uniform, and a set of bongo drums.
     
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    I'd join the CDF just to steal the guns and ammo. :dunno:
     
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    I'm a civilian, my house is defended, I want federal matching funds.
     
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    Maybe we could get tax breaks for purchasing the weapons needed to defend our houses? :eek5:
     
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    I too have decided that working for Darth Barack might not be so bad.

    I'm keeping an eye on the DHS website for new job postings. Anything with the words "geheime" or "staatspolizei" sends me an email alert. :x:
     
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    Obama said itll be just as well funded as the military. Wonder how they'll justify that? Maybe itll be the only way to earn money after the carbon tax system
    fully exports the remaining industry and theres no other jobs left.

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    I did watch the whole video because I do not like to jump to conclusions. He was talking about expanding the opportunities for Americans to serve, such as expanding the peace corps. But after he said the civilian defense force needs to help meet our national security objectives, our military alone can not do it. So what national security objectives will this department help meet?
     
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