COMIC So does this look like a decent present for my brother?

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  1. 0wn3d_productivity

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    He's getting a mason jar with over an ounce of purple, the t shirts below
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    A gift certificate for his favorite drum shop and the item below that just came in the mail. Opened it in front of my mother in law who I just picked up from the airport but luckily she wasn't paying attention :rofl:

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    so you're giving your brother a vibrator? that's...
     
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    ...a gay kind of incest?

    It's cool man, I got your back when it comes to finishing awkward sentences.
     
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    Yeah, we always give each other something like that. One year I gave him one of those dildos that you can suction cup to the shower and it sat for years. We were talking one day and he mentioned the dildo and (at the time we were living in the same house) it turns out we both fucked girls with it at one point :rofl:
     
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    Send me an ounce of purple.
     
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    Yeah, we're strange. We did both conclude that it had gone through the dishwashed right after in both cases though.

    From your username it seems that you might already be holding :)
     
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    it's like the shocker, except replace your fingers with your penis and a big piece of plastic.

    good times.
     
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    No, its not the use of the dildo that made me say :ugh:, it's the sharing of it.
     
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    Times are tough. Gotta get in where you fit in.
     
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    ...you see what i did there?
     
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    :bowrofl: i really just couldn't bring myself to go there. thanks bro
     
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    It was a gag gift to my brother. It just so happens that we were sharing a place and both got the sick idea to fuck a chick with it. How is that incest?
     
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    :dunno:

    but keep going :wackit:
     
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    I kind of figured that since this is OT and all, the story would have gone over a little better. Ah well, I'm inebriated and in a good mood :)
     
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    Awkward gift is awkward :mamoru:
    But i like the t's :bigthumb:
     
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    Just saw XTREME COCKSUCKERS thread. Did you just buy a lot of those Dildos are once, or did you order them wholesale? :rofl:
     
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    Nah, got a deal of them cuz they're used.:naughty:

    I actually ordered XTREME's first and then realized my brother probably had some sort of gag gift so I ordered another one.
     
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