MMA so can the best UFC fighter take down a giant gorilla ?

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  1. best ufc fighter against a giant ape !

    ... honestly i think the ape would win... but it would be nice to think that one could :

    arm bar, eye gouge, rip off ears, and wait for the thing to die...

    discuss
     
  2. Savage5point0

    Savage5point0 Im an asshole.

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    Go back to the main forum please.
     
  3. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    you are a fool. If anyone was to have a chance ever it would likely be an MMA guy but thats just foolish.

    an ape is like 4 times stronger than any human it would rip a human to literal SHREDS.
     
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    jmx2323 OT Supporter

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    why god why


    fedor could do it lol
     
  5. brolli

    brolli OT Supporter

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    Ever have one of those moments where you wanted to lateral drop the hell out of somebody? I think I just did.
     
  6. konrad109

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    A 100 pound chimp could rip your arms out of their sockets. I think a 200 pound + gorilla or orangutan would just rip you in two right down the middle.
     
  7. Chase

    Chase Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck yo

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    No, I believe a gorilla could take the biggest maker and shake it off, you couldn't even place an arm bar on a gorilla...he would have so much brute strength to pull it out.
     
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    I belive if a polar bear got a gorilla in a kimura he could definaly get the tap out
     
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    Kozzy McKoz OT Supporter

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    No, it would be udder murder
     
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    what if bruce lee was the judge and it was a tag team match b/w a cloud with an eyepatch and king kong?
     
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    where is chuck norris when this happens??
     
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    The answer is yes.

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    :bowrofl: i never laffed so hard from a picture :bowrofl:
     
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    i bet he goes hunting in that motherfucker too :rofl:
     
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    dude, wtf man. You suck. :ughj: :gtfo2:
     
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    Kuet New Member

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    he would be hard pressed to find a woman that will allow him to wear it even during intercourse with her :hsugh:
    i hope its made of a tarnishable metal, so after a few times in the shower with it, it starts rusting.
     
  17. HouseLing

    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    chuck norris morphs into king kong :o
     
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    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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