I got pulled over. As some of you know I live on a millitary base with my wife. My wife incists on driving fast every where the fuck she goes for no god damned reason. Thus attracking a lot of attention to her blazing fast chevy cobalt .... . So last night I was driving and I drove by one of the security forces (millitary police) dudes and he saw the car and got excited. So he starts following me and I drive normal unlike my wife. So hes following me for a good 5 mins and then hits the lights and pulls me over. Guy insists on being a dick assuming Im speed racer. Guy: licence and registration Me: here Guy: Ok richardo (my name is ricardo) Ive seen you driving around base really fast. So I decided to stop you and give you a warning. Have you been doing any drinking or partying Richardo (at this point being a dick) So I responded in the best way I knew how. Me: My name is Ricky and I love to party! Guy: Can you step out of the vehicle.