MIL so, about those piss bottles.

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  1. Julius

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    come on, I know I'm not the only one who had to resort to them.
     
  2. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    There's no porta-pottie in the Apache.
     
  3. whitecouch

    whitecouch spendin' our golden years in OT Supporter

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    I've pissed in lots of places, but it's been a REALLY long time since I pissed in a bottle.
     
  4. Zee

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    Friends dont let your buddy piss in a bottle when he's half assleep (he might pee over your face) :rofl:

    and if he does....dont make a sound :run:
     
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    shit's gross.
     
  6. Julius

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    :rofl: i know, it's fucking awful, but sometimes it was too cold to run to the portajohns to take a piss. i got rid of the bottles in a sterile way.

    we had one guy who decided to put 15 bottles of piss underneath his bed. they were all found during a 1SG room inspection :bowdown::bowdown:
     
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    general quarters on the ship for 4 hours between any breaks...yea we all used them
     
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    our gunners routinely used piss bottles on extended missions.
     
  9. WildBull

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    we would piss in bottles and throw them off of post at passing iraqi cars.

    Shitting off of bridges is fun too.
     
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    Way to make Iraqi's love americans even more! :ugh:
     
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    Used one during a long convoy.....:o
     
  12. Julius

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    shut the fuck up bitch
     
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    :noes::noes: :greddy:
     
  14. WildBull

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    :rofl:
     
  15. WildBull

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    I don't really care. You had to be there to understand.
     
  16. birdman7389

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    I guess so.
     
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    only in the middle of the night


    what pisses me off is some people don't throw them away, they toss them under trailers or out in the open. Don't notice it much on liberty, but on prosperity it's fucking terrible. Everywhere i look there's a bottle of what appears to be iced tea...someone isn't hydrating properly
     
  19. nsxrebel

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    I've done it too.
    Speaking of pissing, while going through Loadmaster school in Little Rock, I had a female instructor who pissed standing up like a dude. First time I saw her walk to the back of the plane, I was puzzled as to why she didn't set up the curtains. She would just go back there, lift the seat up, unzip her flight suit, and do her thing.


    Reminds me of this joke:

    A C-130 was en route on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him.

    The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" He went into a Barrel roll, followed by a steep climb, then finished with a sonic boom when he reached the speed of sound.

    The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought. The C-130 pilot responded "that was impressive, but watch this." The C-130 droned along for about 15 minutes then the 130 pilot came back On and said "What did you think about that?" The 16 pilot asked, "what did you do?" The C-130 pilot responded "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back poured a cup of coffee and took a dump." Any questions ??
     
  20. burton564

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    I also just get up and walk in back
     
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    Moral of this story...do a package check first ;)




    :rofl:
     
  22. nsxrebel

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    Oh she was female alright, albeit butch looking one. When I came back to my command, everyone knew who I was talking about.
     
  23. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    It was a part of our PCC/PCI. You want to piss while you're on a route clearance mission in Sadr City, you're gonna do it in a bottle.
     
  24. Julius

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    i wouldn't do it any other way, fuck :rofl:
     
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    :rofl:
     

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